A Quote by Lewis Grizzard

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. — © Lewis Grizzard
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
People still think of AIDS as a shame-based disease, it's a sexually transmitted disease, and you're either gay or you're a prostitute or an intravenous drug user. And so a lot of people are still very bigoted about this disease. It's such a treatable disease. It's so - the end is in sight for this disease, medically.
Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison - is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
The male elites that run most countries are exceedingly uncomfortable with the subject of AIDS because it's a sexually transmitted disease.
Abstinence-only education - the best STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) and pregnancy delivery system that politicians have ever devised.
Dream big and surround yourself with brilliance, even if you end up dressed up like a flower or a sexually transmitted disease.
Talent is not sexually transmitted.
At 16, I got a part-time job selling double-glazing door to door. That was soul destroying but the worst part-time job I did was at university working on reception in a sexually transmitted disease clinic. Because no one else wanted to do it, they paid £8 an hour.
The same comparison holds true within the United States itself: Southern and Midwestern states, characterized by the highest levels of religious literalism, are especially plagued by [high rates of homicide, abortion, teen pregnancy, sexually transmitted disease, and infant mortality], while the comparatively secular states of the Northeast conform to European standards.
Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
Even if you have a terminal disease, you don't have to sit down and mope. Enjoy life and challenge the illness that you have.
Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.
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