A Quote by Maz Jobrani

As a Middle Eastern male, when you're in a Chuck Norris movie of the week, you know you're going to die.

Maz Jobrani

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Maz Jobrani
American - Comedian
Born: February 26, 1972

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

John Green

When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.

Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.

Brian Celio

Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves. “Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?” “No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!” “But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!

Rick Riordan

Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph.

Brian Wilson

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Charlie Sheen

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

Chuck Norris

What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Some boy nuh know dis, dem only come around like tourist. On the beach with a few club sodas. Bedtime stories, and pose like dem name Chuck Norris and don't know the real hardcore.

Damian Marley

Bring It On, ..nobody in the world could handle me in a fight. Including Chuck Norris.

Bone Crusher

When I was 8, I thought I was Harrison Ford, Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Elvis, and Chuck Norris all at once.

Dwayne Johnson

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

Chuck Norris

I get panic attacks about dying, it's terrible. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my brain goes 'you're going to die, you're going to die, you're going to die.'