A Quote by Mike Lange
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)
It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners.
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!
In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.
Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.
First of all, I'm not pretty. I'm not a world class beauty, ladies and gentlemen. I'm just a guy. I was slow going and stuff like that. I was just never that brand of news.
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
Religion can be the enemy of God. It's often what happens when God, like Elvis, has left the building.
Ladies and gentlemen, there is evil in this world.
Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!
That's my idol, Elvis Presley. If you went to my house, you'd see pictures all over of Elvis. He's just the greatest entertainer that ever lived. And I think it's because he had such presence. When Elvis walked into a room, Elvis Presley was in the f***ing room. I don't give a f*** who was in the room with him, Bogart, Marilyn Monroe.
Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed.
Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.
As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today.
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