A Quote by Michael McIntyre

Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that 'someone who eats bats' was buying it. — © Michael McIntyre
Our family home, a large house in Hampstead, was sold to Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. I remember being told that 'someone who eats bats' was buying it.
The label's going great, because we're not idiots. We're not trying to sue everyone that downloads everything. We try to give the fans a bunch of free stuff, and then have them buy the record. Without buying the record, it doesn't support your artist. These idiots like Radiohead and Sharon Osbourne that are like, "Free Ozzfest!", "Pay what you can for a record!" - Radiohead's already got their yachts and mansions. Sharon Osbourne already has her empire.
All of us remember the home of our childhood. Interestingly, our thoughts do not dwell on whether the house was large or small, the neighborhood fashionable or downtrodden. Rather, we delight in the experiences we shared as a family. The home is the laboratory of our lives, and what we learn there largely determines what we do when we leave there.
I actually grew up on rock music; that's what was played around my house. I listened to Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Nirvana, Aerosmith - really almost everything.
I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I'm not good at it. I don't feel comfortable doing it.
I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
Ozzy Osbourne is one of my favorite interviews, he's so good.
There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.
I was born into an upper-middle class family in a village in the South of Sweden in April 1899. It was a large family with seven children, a large house, and a home which was very hospitable and open to friends and relatives.
No one likes to feel that he or she is being sold some-thing or told to do a thing. We much prefer to feel that we are buying of our own accord or acting on our own ideas. We like to be consulted about our wishes, our wants, our thoughts.
Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
I in no way, shape, or form envision myself as the modern-day Ozzy Osbourne - nobody can.
Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!
I feel really honoured to be in the Walk of Fame in Birmingham with so many great people already like Ozzy Osbourne.
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