A Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — © Mitch Hedberg
I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved.
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
When I first started in the business, I spent so much! Staying in a Trump Hotel for two years, spending eight Gs a month just living.
Me? I was lost for long time. I didn’t make any friends for few years. You can say I made friends with two trees, two big trees in the middle of the school […]. I spent all my free time up in those trees. Everyone called me Tree Boy for the longest time. […]. I preferred trees to people. After that I preferred pigeons, but it was trees first.
While we were shooting the movie, we shot in the actual hotel in Hong Kong where it all went down, the Mira Hotel. Laura Poitras was coming to Hong Kong to do a screening of Citizenfour, and she ended up staying at the Mira Hotel. It was her first time back in Hong Kong, and I ran into her in the elevator. Literally I had just finished shooting one day, and I came back to the hotel and she was in the elevator.
There are certain times you realize you've got too much money. One was when I started getting bills from the Koi hotel. When I was remodeling the Koi pond, the Koi had to go to the Koi hotel. They ended up staying there for 13 months and I never asked what the bill was.
I was sent the script [of Havenhurst ], and I was out of town at the time, so I did a site meeting with Andrew [Erin]. It was so bizarre. I was staying in a hotel at the time, and the night before the meeting with Andrew, I learned there was a ghost in the hotel.
If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on.
Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun?
I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco for a couple of nights, before flying back to the UK. My hotel was a desperate grey block made from paper and people’s screams. At night the sound of strangers having icy sex echoed off the building and poured through the broken air conditioning, like tiny daggers I couldn't see, reminding me of just the tip of what I was missing.
I wanted to go to San Antonio. I told them I was coming. I had to tell them that I was changing my mind and staying with the Nets. It was a day later when I had to tell them, but when I got back to Jersey, when I started thinking about the process, I felt a little more comfortable staying home.
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so.
I prefer complete darkness while sleeping at my house. If I'm staying in a hotel, I keep the lights on.
Staying in a hotel, I get zero interruptions and sleep all the way through the night. It's amazing.
It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.
For the past nine years as MP of Rampur,I was staying at Modi Hotel. It was a second home to me.
My priority going forward is to be able to be involved in things like the farm and fighting hunger events, and then doing things to give back to charity, and staying involved in agriculture and farming, and building that.
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