A Quote by Robert Crandall

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap. — © Robert Crandall
I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
The good news about being full of crap is that once you're willing to admit that you're full of crap, you can de-crap yourself.
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
The hardest work that actors have done, including myself, is on poorly written scripts. And when you first start out you do anything. I did a lot of crap. I did more crap than I can tell you. But you did it because you needed the money. You have to pay for your pictures and resumes, and classes and insurance and food like everybody else. In those days if it was crap you just didn't put it on your resume.
You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.
Crap has always happened, crap is happening, and crap will continue to happen.
I've taken a lot of crap from a lot of people. Probably more than anybody in the history of this sport. I know Hank (Aaron) and Jackie (Robinson) took a good deal of crap, but I guarantee it wasn't for six years. I just keep thinking: How much am I supposed to take?
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it's full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living - the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living - is play.
Towns are full of people, houses full of tenants, hotels full of guests, trains full of travelers, cafés full of customers, parks full of promenaders, consulting-rooms of famous doctors full of patients, theatres full of spectators, and beaches full of bathers. What previously was, in general, no problem, now begins to be an everyday one, namely, to find room.
I feel closest to God with a pitchfork full of crap in my hands. I'm serious!
We study play because life is crap. Life is crap, and it’s full of pain and suffering, and the only thing that makes it worth living — the only thing that makes it possible to get up in the morning and go on living — is play. Art and play.
Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.
If you have a problem with someone you have to go after them, and it's not necessarily to teach that person a lesson, it's to teach all the people that are watching a lesson that you don't take crap, and if you do take crap, you're just not going to well
If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
This radio business I'm in is full of guys who read the sports page and rip crap off.
The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites, most of the web is chock full of popup ads and other interruptive come-ons. It's nearly impossible to find signal in that noise, and the web is in danger of being overrun by all that crap.
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