A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

Rodney Dangerfield

Quote Topics

Believe Cook Dark Don't Believe Glow Glow In The Dark Meatloaf My Wife Should Wife Worst

Quote Author

Rodney Dangerfield
American - Comedian
November 22, 1921 - October 5, 2004

At the time, it all seemed pretty normal. It was okay to have a pink guitar and glow-in-the-dark pants, and play with a drill. 1987, that was the worst year. I think that was the worst year for capes and for hair!

Paul Gilbert

We even talked like Hemingway characters, though in travesty, as if to deny our discipleship: That is your bed, and it is a good bed, and you must make it and you must make it well. Or: Today is the day of the meatloaf. The meatloaf is swell. It is swell but when it is gone the not-having meatloaf will be tragic and the meatloaf man will not come anymore.

Tobias Wolff

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

Charli XCX

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

Rodney Dangerfield

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

Robert Frost

Her face was brilliant and glowing; but this glow was not one of brightness; it suggested the fearful glow of a conflagration in the midst of a dark night.

Leo Tolstoy

Meatloaf was a pretty big part of our family, and the meatloaf sandwiches were even more.

Damaris Phillips

My father always made an amazing meatloaf, and I've inherited his skill. Leftover meatloaf in a sandwich? Come on!

Elizabeth Banks

I've always wanted to throw a party where everyone comes with their mother's meatloaf. Everybody could evoke their mother's memory through her meatloaf.

Diane Sawyer

I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of crackers and a can of Easy Cheese. It was dark, and it was a surprise how much cheese I had applied on each cracker. That's why they should have a glow-in-the-dark version of Easy Cheese. It's not like the product has any integrity to begin with. If you buy a room-temperature cheese that you squeeze out of a can, you probably won't get mad because it glows in the dark too.

Mitch Hedberg

I needed more stuff that glowed so when the lights went out, you could actually see me the whole time. So I slowly built it from there. I wanted everything to glow. I want my hair to glow, I want my nails to glow, I want my eyes to glow, I want my lips to glow, you know?

Naomi

It's a dark culture that we live in. But you were called to glow in the dark.

Curtis Martin

Whenever I am stressed, I cook a good meal for my wife. Many people don't know this, but I'm actually a great cook.

N. T. Rama Rao, Jr.

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?

Joan Rivers

I can't cook! It's genetic. My grandmother can't cook, my mother can't cook. I was raised to believe you eat because your body needs fuel for energy, so I eat super foods.

Jada Pinkett Smith

A Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Quote Topics

Quote Author

Related Quotes

Related Authors