I auditioned for soap operas and commercials; I remember auditioning for Lays potato chips. It was a sort of 'Mutiny on the Bounty' sketch, where Captain Bligh was torturing the crew by saying, 'You can only have one Lays potato chip,' and they all rise up.
I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.
I love all Puerto Rican food. I love rice and beans. I like anything with steak, chicken, pork. But I like chocolate and potato chips, too. I eat that when my wife goes away and isn't looking.
If you have potato chips, that means, "Who's coming over?"Wealthy people - white people who're wealthy - have a bag of potato chips that's folded over with a clip. "What? There's some left over?" In my house, if there was a bag of potato chips, we'd pour it in a bowl and everybody would just dip in till it was gone.
I still love chips. Chips are still my favourite potato dish. I struggle not to have chips every day.
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.
If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.
We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food. Our kids are living on a junk food diet.
I get superstitious. I always have to have some form of potato, either chips or mashed potato or roast potatoes on a show day.
'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the verbal equivalent of skipping down the street with an ice cream cone in your hand. It's like a semantic bag of Lays potato chips. You simply can't just say it once.
A lot of my snacks are healthy. I love things like hummus, carrots, and celery, but I will never give up potato chips.
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I've got bags in the back of my car right now! But I never beat myself up about it, because, look: You can't give up every damn thing. You need something in your life that you like just because you like it!
Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.
Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.
9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.