A Quote by Scott Rogowsky

I am the host with the challah French toast.

Scott Rogowsky

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Scott Rogowsky
American - Comedian
Born: December 4, 1984

I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

Kelly Wearstler

Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.

Margaret Atwood

One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very powerful government officials had decided to change the name of “french fries” to “freedoom fries” and “french toast” to “freedom toast”. It was impressive. I wanted to write a letter to them just to thank them, just for proving globally that they were absolute imbeciles.

Johnny Depp

There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards. French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu, but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.

Suzanne Fields

I can make the best French toast.

Peter O'Toole

Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host' It isn't done.

Cole Porter

I am very superstitious about toasts. I never toast with water, and I'm very careful to make eye contact with everyone I toast with.

Maggie Grace

Toast is me. I am toast.

Margaret Atwood

I am not a priest, I am not an imam, I am not a rabbi and I am implementing the French laws on every French citizen.

Jacques Myard

I am a guest of the French language. My poems in French are born of my interaction with the French language, which is not the same as that of a French poet.