A Quote by Stephen King

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Stephen King

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Ass Busy Contest Kicking Man

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Stephen King
American - Author
Born: September 21, 1947

Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

Charlie Munger

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson

I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Every day is a brand-new, completely crazy fantasy-adventure, where I'm either kicking ass or kicking balls. It's all part of the job. All of that is really fun for everyone. It plays like a comic book superhero.

Gabriel Luna

Before Rocky III, I was minding my own business, there was a Tough Man contest. I won that contest two years in a row and I didn't win because I was the toughest, the roughest or the baddest. I won when I was training for the contest, I told my pastor "They're having a contest and when I win the contest I'm a give you the money so you can buy food and clothes for the less fortunate people in the community." That was what Mr. T was about, that was back in 1979. I didn't have a car then but that's what I'm about.