A Quote by Steven Wright

I was skydiving horizontally. — © Steven Wright
I was skydiving horizontally.

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I find skydiving really hard. I broke my back while skydiving when I was in the military, and for 18 months all my nightmares were about falling.
From regular, relative skydiving, I went on to freeflying. Freeflying is more the three-dimensional skydiving.
The craziest thing I've done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. When I broke up with my boyfriend I needed to like do something different and so I actually went skydiving to turn over a new page.
It's what I like to call the horizontal Jesus. Vertical Jesus are the songs that say 'Lord I love you, Lord I praise you, Lord I thank you' and horizontal is 'I'm in a situation. This is the problem. How can I apply that now horizontally?' There are more problems in the world because he's not being applied horizontally.
He who hesitates, meditates horizontally
Skydiving - I love to do that.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Love is like skydiving without a parachute.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
I always think about music horizontally and vertically at the same time.
Fighting, for me, is like skydiving without the parachute.
I go skydiving often. At least twice a year.
I started skydiving because I loved the idea of freedom.
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Everybody loves a deal on a restaurant or skydiving or laser-hair removal.
I had to jump out of a plane! The shoot was for an editorial for a magazine; and it called for skydiving.
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