A Quote by Thom Yorke

I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke. — © Thom Yorke
I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the planet. To save the world. To redeem Thom Yorke.
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.
My name may be Thom Yorke, but only I can call me Thom Yorke.
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their "teeth" until it's small enough to go through their "esophagus" and then be broken down in their "stomach" and absorbed. When I Thom Yorke food, I chew it with my Thom Yorkes until it's small enough to go through my Yorke tube. It's then broken down in my Thomach, where if I eat too much sweets, I get a mean Thommy ache! But it's okay because Jonny's usually there to rub the pain out.
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*.
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant.
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