A Quote by Walt Kelly

A parade is the worst form of transportation known to man.

Walt Kelly

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Form Known Man Parade Transportation Worst

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Walt Kelly
American - Cartoonist
August 25, 1913 - October 18, 1973

If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You will fast-forward the parade.

Mitch Hedberg

The inaugural parade is like an extension of the president's personality, .. Dwight Eisenhower, for example. A conservative guy. A military man. Short and simple was what his inauguration parade was all about.

Charlie Brotman

Sooner mayest thou trust thy pocket to a pickpocket than give loyal friendship to the man who boasts of eyes to the heart never mounts in dew! Only when man weeps he should be alone, not because tears are weak, but they should be secret. Tears are akin to prayer,--Pharisees parade prayers, imposters parade tears.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

The married woman as family provider beside the man, often also in place of the man, but always however subservient to the man's dominion - this is the worst form of woman slavery our time has created.

Ellen Key

So many people in this country have a dual loyalty. They have loyalty to America, but they also are determined to have their parade up Fifth Avenue once a year... a Cuban parade or a Puerto Rican parade - many other countries. So they really don't forget.

Tom Wolfe

Thought is the most highly organized form of energy known to man.

Napoleon Hill

I just got back from New York. You ever been there? There was a big gay parade going on there when I was there, and I never been to one of them, and I like a parade. I always like a parade. So, I go there, and it turns out, it's just a bunch of gay guys.

Norm MacDonald

People will try to rain on your parade because they have no parade of their own.

Jeffrey Gitomer

Every continent on Earth has a form of bullroarer - it's the oldest instrument known to man.

Brian Reitzell

I got to do the Rose Bowl Parade - which is the largest parade in America - with a float. That was a fun opportunity.

Cassandra Peterson

A bike is the world's most used form of transportation

David Byrne

Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man.

Peter Porter

The history of women is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts.