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You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.

Phyllis Diller

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Phyllis Diller
American - Comedian
July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest things in the nicest way.

Isaac Goldberg

No Compromise is what the whole Gospel of Jesus is all about... 'For I tell you...no man can serve two masters...' (Matt. 6:24). In a day when believers seem to be trying to please both the world and the Lord (which is an impossible thing), when people are far more concerned about offending their friends than offending God, there is only one answer...Deny yourself, take up your cross and follow Him!

Keith Green

Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.

John Maynard Keynes

I'm really proud ofGunsmoke. We put on a good show every week-one that families could all watch together without offending anyone.

Ken Curtis

I'm really proud of Gunsmoke. We put on a good show every week - one that families could all watch together without offending anyone.

Ken Curtis

"Socialist" is the nastiest thing you can say about an American politician in some quarters.

Jay McInerney

'Socialist' is the nastiest thing you can say about an American politician in some quarters.

Jay McInerney

It's completely beyond comprehension that you just can't say anything without offending somebody or the other.

Naseeruddin Shah

In politics, you must learn to say 'no' without offending people. That is an art that one must master: to satisfy a person even when you have to say 'no' to him.

Benigno Aquino III

Good grief, we're getting offended by everything these days! People can't say anything without offending somebody.

Hillary Clinton

Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending.

Drake

Love yourself-accept yourself-forgive yourself-and be good to yourself, because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things.

Leo Buscaglia

I'm not afraid to take on somebody or say something that somebody will find offensive because unfortunately in comedy, you can't say anything really good without offending somebody.

George Lopez

There are six senses: five are outer; they tell you about the world. I say something about the light; without eyes you will not know light. Ears say something about the sound; without ears you will not know anything about the sound. There is a sixth sense, the inner sense, that shows and tells you something about yourself and the ultimate source of things. That sense has to be discovered. Meditation is nothing but the discovery of the inner sense.

Rajneesh

A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II. Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself. A woman calls and says her kids won't behave. Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself. A man calls to say his car won't start. Kill yourself. A woman calls to ask what time the late movie starts. Kill yourself. She asks, "Isn't this 555-1327? Is this the Moorehouse CinePlex? I say, Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

Chuck Palahniuk

We don't like offending anyone.

David Droga

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