A Quote by Frank Caliendo

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me! — © Frank Caliendo
I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!
John Madden is arguably the greatest broadcaster of all time, but I don't want to be John Madden.
I started playing Madden back in 1993 because that was the first year I actually made it into the game and that was a big thrill. When you're in Madden, you've made it, baby.
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.
I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.
I was a terrible actor. But John Hughes liked me, and he encouraged me. I made him laugh, I guess is the bottom line, and then he gave me that part in Ferris Bueller's Day Off as the flower man. It's just a nothing part in one sense, but it's such an iconic movie that people will ask me from time to time, "Are you in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?" "Yeah."
I learned quickly that when I made others laugh, they liked me.
Women liked me because I made them laugh.
John Madden is just special.
John Madden, I always thought, was awesome.
When I made mistakes, people used to laugh. I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh.
I have no animosity toward Al Davis or John Madden.
My craziest ambition is to take John Madden's job and salary.
Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work.
Nobody will ever top Owen Hart. Owen was like a brother to me. I loved him so much because he made me laugh harder than anyone's made me laugh in my life.
All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and pours me another finger's worth of whiskey. Then, on second thought, he tips the bottle again. I reach out and grab its neck. "Better not," I say. "Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.
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