A Quote by Frank Carson
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
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I met this wonderful guy who owned an old pub near the Eiffel Tower called Malone's (he's French but it's an Irish name). He had a cellar with a piano and told me I could use it whenever I wanted to. I played lots of gigs down there. When I came back I played a show at the Knitting Factory.
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