A Quote by Charles Bukowski

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. — © Charles Bukowski
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're in there performing for drunks or bikers, not the most flattering people. I think it helped build my confidence, because you have to get their attention, then make them laugh.
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks.
I've always had an irrational fear - it's really not an irrational fear, I think - whenever I've been standing at a urinal at a bar, or Giants Stadium or Yankee Stadium. You've got a bunch of drunks behind you, often in a hostile, adrenalized environment like a football game. What's to prevent the guy behind me from slamming my head into the porcelain wall in front of me?
Shooting videos with lots of effects is like shooting a bunch of puzzle pieces.
bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.
The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does.
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges from hysterical to disgusting to touching--and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a really, really funny book.
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.
Nobody who was shooting dice wanted to get a dance.
Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.
It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other.
Shooting at Quentin Tarantino movie was like a masterclass in directing. Although I went back literally right into rehearsal, started shooting... while I was doing it I had to write my Grindhouse trailer and I added two days of shooting. My brother was producing Hostel and the Grindhouse trailer and I was like: "Gabe, just figure this out!"
Believe me, you're shooting dice every time you do a part.
I was at a Madonna show many, many years ago and I was in the sweet spot and she came out and I mean it was the best part of the show. And I was shooting, shooting, shooting, shooting. And I'm like, "God, I must have shot a hundred pictures have I not run out of film?" And I opened the back of my camera and there was no film in there. So that happened to me only once.
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.
If you roll dice, you know that the odds are one in six that the dice will come up on a particular side. So you can calculate the risk. But, in the stock market, such computations are bull - you don't even know how many sides the dice have!
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