A Quote by Andy Samberg

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

Andy Samberg

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Andy Samberg
American - Comedian
Born: August 18, 1978

Let every fart count as a peal of thunder for liberty. Let every fart remind the nation of how much it has let pass out of its control. It is a small gesture, but one that can be very effective - especially in a large crowd. So fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.

Benjamin Franklin

I'm never going to write fart jokes, because I feel like I have a responsibility to the audience to give them good stuff. I should be able to come up with something funnier than any third-grade boy could think of.

Dan Schneider

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Demetri Martin

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

George Clooney

In the entertainment industry, there is this fear of getting older, because we have high definition television now, and you can see things that the human eye can't even pick up. But the good thing about standup is that the older you get, the funnier you get.

Whitney Cummings

The older I get the funnier I get...Think what I'll save in not having my face lifted.

Linda Martin

Ceawlin is good at both business and the fun side. We laugh at the same old jokes, and the boys get funnier every day.

Emma Weymouth

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

Ernest Hemingway

The older you get, I have to say, the funnier you find life. That's the only way to go.

Diana Rigg

Fart jokes still work for me.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.

Benjamin Franklin

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.

Tyler Posey

If I want to keep working as an actor, I'm going to become a comedian who does fart jokes.

Peter Sarsgaard

There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.

Graham Linehan

All my life, I've been sort of a professional optimist, full of good cheer about matters political and journalistic. I always thought I'd get older and become an unnaturally cheerful old fart. But it's not happening.

Molly Ivins

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.

Dov Davidoff

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