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Last updated on November 15, 2024.
In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day.
I do come from a place of privilege. But I have it, so what am I supposed to do now? I'd be the dumbest person on the planet if I didn't do anything about it.
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest. — © Natalie Babbitt
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest.
No bra,” he said against her mouth. “Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.
Feith had achieved the reputation in some military circles as 'the dumbest . . . guy on the planet.'
If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.
Taking the best left-handed pitcher in baseball and converting him into a right fielder is one of the dumbest things I ever heard.
You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest.
People are like, 'Was it hard growing up mixed?' 'Did you not fit in?' and I'm like, 'No? What? That's the dumbest question ever.'
A truly intelligent person is the dumbest person on the team he is leading.
We're spending, on average, three times more for prison than for public-school pupils. That's the dumbest investment policy. It doesn't make us safer.
Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.
I would say the dumbest thing I have heard is that my dad isn't my real dad.
Sometimes I think that Rush Limbaugh is the dumbest man in America. This happens whenever I take him at face value and forget that he is basically an entertainer with contempt for his audience. He will tell them anything.
Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.
That would be a really ugly headline: 'American Actor Dies the Dumbest Way Possible.' — © Brendan Hunt
That would be a really ugly headline: 'American Actor Dies the Dumbest Way Possible.'
The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.
'Have you ever considered changing the name Nasty Gal?' is probably the dumbest question I've ever heard.
Photographers - idiots, of which there are so many - say, "Oh, if only I had a Nikon or a Leica, I could make great photographs." That's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life. It's nothing but a matter of seeing, and thinking, and interest.
When I first got pitched on Uber, I thought it was the dumbest idea ever.
When I countered that Archie Bunker didn't have to put down a race of people to say that, he replied, 'and you're the dumbest white kid I've ever met.'
Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth breather there is.
Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do.
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school.
On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world.
The core community is passionate about quality and getting it right. If you want to read some good criticisms of Wikipedia, probably the best place to go is to the Wikipedia article called 'criticisms of Wikipedia'... It was either the dumbest thing or the smartest thing I ever did. The dumbest thing for the obvious reasons, but the smartest thing because I don't think it could have had nearly as much impact as it has. One of the key things that inspired people to put a lot into it (was the charity aspect).
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.
In a commodity business, it's very hard to be smarter than your dumbest competitor.
The dumbest childhood vow I ever made was to finish every book I started.
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.
Ma sex game is stupid, my head is the dumbest, I promise, I should be hooked on phonics.
The job at broadcast is to figure out what the dumbest person in the room is going to think. That's not the case at FX.
The people I make fun of most are white people. They're the dumbest ones. They really are.
If some guy said this to me, I wouldn't listen either, but one-rep max-outs are the dumbest things you can do to yourself.
Most employers just aren't willing to look beyond the dumbest or worst thing someone has done.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all?
I was probably the first kid in my high school to go to Yale. I applied almost as a lark. Then, when I got there, I was the dumbest person in your class.
The dumbest mistake is viewing design as something you do at the end of the process to 'tidy up' the mess, as opposed to understanding it's a 'day one' issue and part of everything.
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. — © Malcolm Forbes
The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
I think viewing people by the color of their skin is one of the dumbest ways to view people.
For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.
(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.
When was the last time you were super offended? I might be like, 'That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!' Or, 'It's not my thing,' or, 'It was a stupid joke.' But there's such a sensitivity now. Political correctness has become really insidious.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
You're only as good as your dumbest competitor.
In politics, the money man is usually the dumbest person in the room.
The concept of physical beauty as a virtue is one of the dumbest, most pernicious and destructive ideas of the Western world, and we should have nothing to do with it.
The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.
The prevailing subtext of every dating book is that beautiful women are surpassingly obtainable, so long as you get over the intimidation that keeps you from approaching them. That's maybe the dumbest advice ever.
Musically, the bebop route was magnificent, but businesswise, it was the dumbest thing I ever did.
Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I will never back down. — © Colin Cowherd
Listen, when John Wall came out and did the Dougie, first home game, for 34 seconds, he was a moron. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I will never back down.
It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.
I'm going through a stage where the dumbest things make me bawl. I feel like I need to see a shrink.
I'm not a role model. I'm an aberation. A statistical anomoly. Following in my footsteps is about the dumbest thing you could ever do.
They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet... We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing.
On Twitter, Donald Trump has called me a "poor journalist, stupid, a very dumb guy, the dumbest political commentator on television, and the dumbest man on TV."
The dumbest reason in the world to buy a stock is because it's going up.
The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure.
Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, whos the dumbest of you all?
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