Top 1200 Dirty Laundry Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.

Dirty days hath September April June and November From January up to May The rain it raineth every day All the rest have thirty-one Without a blessed gleam of sun And if any of them had two-and-thirty They'd be just as wet and twice as dirty." "April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

I do the laundry, cook all the meals, take care of my kids and I love it.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.

If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else.

Whether it's destiny or fate or whatever, I don't think I could do a French Laundry anywhere else.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes.

Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.

I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.

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When I was a little-leaguer, I was sort of famous for stealing bases - and it started only because my mom wanted to be sure where I was in the afternoons. Mom always used to say, "If you don't come home dirty, you didn't play a baseball game." So I always tried to get in a situation where I had to slide so that I could go home dirty.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

Obviously, I'm not a Neanderthal. I do do laundry. I am a human being.

Everyone knows the best time to do laundry is later.

I like to cook chicken adobo and do my own laundry.

Airing the family's laundry can make people upset.

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.

Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

A good laundry room with storage can make life easier.

Me and my brother lived in kind of a shed behind our house, and it was cold. We really lived kind of a dirty existence. It was tough to move away from my father and grandfather in California. I wore socks that were so dirty they were hard and black, and I would go into the lost and found box at school and look for clothes.

He who wishes to see how the soul inhabits the body should look to see how that body uses its daily surroundings. If the dwelling is dirty and neglected, the body will be kept by its soul in the same condition, dirty and neglected.

"Immigrant" has become a dirty word. It is not a bad word. It's not a curse or a swear word. It's not a dirty word and it's nothing to be ashamed about. I am proud to be a second generation immigrant. I am proud of my heritage. We are all immigrants and we need to start owning the concept.

I used to do that routine about my daughter being a hippy with the dirty sneakers and dirty blue jeans, but why a beard? And you know people would actually come to me and say, 'Does your daughter really have a beard?' I'd say, 'No, I made her shave it, but I let her keep the mustache.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

I try to keep Alaska fresh by doing laundry and bathing at least once a month.

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word "sophisticate" means, very simply, "obscene." A sophisticatedstory is a dirty story. Some of that meaning was wafted eastward and got itself mixed up into the present definition. So that a "sophisticate" means: one who dwells in a tower made of a DuPont substitute for ivory and holds a glass of flat champagne in one hand and an album of dirty post cards in the other.

I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what's on the Internet and do laundry.

Long before a thermonuclear war can come about, we have had to lay waste our own sanity. We begin with the children. It is imperative to catch them in time. Without the most thorough and rapid brainwashing their dirty minds would see through our dirty tricks. Children are not yet fools, but we shall turn them into imbeciles like ourselves, with high I.Q.s if possible.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

If the windows of your spirit are dirty, and streaked, covered with matter foreign to them, then the world as you look out of them will be dirty and streaked and out of order. ? Go wash your windows.

When someone isn’t smart enough to express their frustration, they use dirty words. Those are words that describe a lack of intelligence. Smart people don’t use those kind of dirty words, because they find it an insult to their intelligence.

I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

The box office is a black money laundry shop. No business is straight.

When I was younger, I used to pray that I would die before my mom. That's just how much my mom meant to me. I couldn't imagine being in this world without her. But then seeing cancer - seeing what it can do to somebody - as strong and as tough as she was, there was nothing she could do. Cancer is a dirty, dirty deal.

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

Remember that the problem is bigger than the car you drive or the types of lightbulbs in city hall. We need a fundamental shift away from dirty fossil fuels that spew carbon pollution. To make that happen, we need to put pressure on our leaders to take the bold actions necessary to move us off dirty sources of energy.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

I'm an OCD neat freak. I can't stand messes. I make my bed every morning. Laundry. I do it all.

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.