Top 251 Dessert Quotes & Sayings

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

My favourite dessert is tarte Tatin.

I would be lying if I said I cut out all dessert. When I'm training, I try to satisfy those cravings with a slightly healthier dessert, like a piece of dark chocolate or whipped cream and strawberries. Those are two of my favorites!

Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

If I am incapable of washing dishes joyfully, if I want to finish them quickly so I can go and have dessert, I will be equally incapable of enjoying my dessert. With the fork in my hand, I will be thinking about what to do next, and the texture and flavor of the dessert, together with the pleasure of eating it, will be lost. I will always be dragged into the future, never able to live in the present moment.

Life's too short. Start with Dessert!

For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we'd eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we'd save some of the dessert and play with it while making out.

I balance my meals. I have never been a big dessert guy.

While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.

I grew up in a family where we had dessert for breakfast.

It's fine to eat dessert when I want to eat dessert because that will give me the peace of mind I need. I'll know that if I ate chocolate cake, maybe I won't the next day.

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

I eat a bowl of cereal to cap off the night. That's my dessert.

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

I hope to be working and eating dessert at 93 just like my grandma.

When people say, 'Hey, wanna come to our house for dinner?' I say, 'Yeah, what should I bring?' They say, 'How about the dessert?' I just don't skimp on the dessert. I make it the yummy way it should be made, and then I just don't eat the whole pan.

I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert.

A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion.

I grew up always having dessert after dinner. Always. It's such a hard habit for me to break. It's fine to have dessert every once in a while, but not seven days a week!

I'd never scan the starters and main courses on a menu in a restaurant as a child. I'd want a dessert for starter, for main course and for dessert.

One thing I have been banging on about, we have a dessert deficit in the U.K. We still import a very large proportion of our desserts. I would ask everyone to go out and buy a British dessert.

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

UML is not dessert topping and floor wax.

I love dessert.

No dessert. I don't do dessert.

I try to keep a balanced diet, but I always leave room for dessert.

My favorite dessert is banana pudding.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

Sticky toffee pudding is my favorite dessert in the U.K.

Life is short, have dessert first.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

In the middle of a dessert, no one talks about the virtues of the Sun!

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert.

Marriage is a long, dull meal with dessert served at the beginning.

I get weak-kneed when I see chocolates and dessert.

I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.

Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.

My favorite dessert for me to eat at home is Milo and ice cream.

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.

My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.

I can eat any soup, but it just has to have a nice taste. It's like chocolate - if you eat a dessert at the end of the meal, you want the dessert to be perfect.

Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!

Cold steel was not meant to be an after-dinner dessert!

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.

I felt that in a way, I hated the writing process so much. It's excruciating, as I'm sure you know, and so lonely being in the solitary prison of my office. A lot of brain-wracking. It just felt like it was so much hard work, and I would send it away. I felt as though I was doing all of this heavy lifting, this weightlifting, every day, all day. It was excruciating. And I stayed skinny, and someone else got all the muscles. I was eating all my vegetables, but then I wouldn't get dessert. To me, directing is the dessert.

Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

My life didn?t need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.

I don't eat sweets. I'm not a big dessert guy.

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake.

My whole thing is simple, well-balanced meals. I have to say, though, that I really like dessert. I try not to eat dessert every day, but I'll have dessert every now and then.

I would be lying if I said I cut out all dessert. When Im training, I try to satisfy those cravings with a slightly healthier dessert, like a piece of dark chocolate or whipped cream and strawberries. Those are two of my favorites!

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

I'm like a kid: I love dessert.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.