Top 120 Jock Quotes & Sayings

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock.

I'm a jock and I'm an athlete, and that's what I love to do.

Law breaking, graffiti artist, dumb jock that I am, I'm pretty socially conscious.

I'm not a philosopher. I am the next thing to a jock, which is a novelist.

When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.

I'm kind of a jock. I sail, I ride a bike, I hike, I pump iron. I just love to be active.

I understand the mentality of a jock.

The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.

I am not a shock jock pastry chef. I don't create desserts using strange ingredients just for the sake of doing so, like so many of my colleagues in the industry.

If you want information about sports, I can tell you things from the 1940's, and the couple years that my grandson was kind of a jock, but nothing in between.

I was always bit of a jock.

In high school, I was a total jock/extracurricular nerd/just plain nerd.

My first job on the radio was writing jokes for a Baltimore DJ called Johnny Walker, who was sort of a '70s era shock jock who all the teenage boys listened to in my school.

A big, studly football jock like me? I got plenty of blood to spare. For you, I have anything to spare.

Your mouth smells like my jock strap.

"Shoe" just meant you were a big jock on campus no matter what field you were in.

What I loved about 'Summer' was that they were these four bright kids with a wonderful future. In a way, she was the one with the brains, and then you have the beauty queen and the jock and the introvert.

To be perfectly honest with you, I was partying a lot in school. I didn't have any good study habits from high school because I just kind of got by on being a jock.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

I would say I was jock. I went to Sierra College. I was a big baseball player. Getting into the MLB was my dream - to become a left-handed pitcher for the Yankees. That's what I was hoping, but life kind of went the other way.

I was a nerdy jock.

I'm a jock.

I'm not a shock jock at all.

Jock, when ye hae naething else to do, ye may be aye sticking in a tree; it will be growing, Jock, when ye 're sleeping.

I'd kind of expected that kids who knew about the Real World wouldn't act like jock dipwads. Guess I was wrong.

I swam a little bit in high school but I wasn't a jock.

I was always the misfit jock who was with people painting on walls.

I was a jock, hardcore sports all the way down the line, but I heard that if you auditioned for this arts school, you got time off school, and that sounded good to me.

A role I would not do: cool jock. That's not something I'd be interested in doing.

I was kind of a jock in school. Beauty wasn't something I spent a lot of time on.

[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal.

I'm not a shock jock. I never ambush anybody. I just speak my mind and my heart and my soul.

I always prided myself on trying to break the stigma of the 'dumb jock.'

In high school, despite my involvement on four different sports teams, I threw my duties of being a jock out the window and spent my spare time in wrestling training or on the PS2.

I pretend I've got lots of confidence and I'm a big jock and like that but deep inside I'm a frightened, insecure, can't-make-it failure.

I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat.

A picture, of Jock Semple kissed me,appeared in The New York Times the next day after Boston Marathon in 1973, and the caption was "The end of an era."

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

You can wear ruffles; you can be a jock, and you can still be a great computer scientist, or a great technologist, or a great product designer.

The type of mixing that was out then was blending from one record to the next or waiting for the record to go off and wait for the jock to put the needle back on.

Many people have heard the remarkable example of devotion involving a Skye terrier dog who worked for a Scottish shepherd named Old Jock. In 1858, the day after Jock was buried (with almost nobody present to mourn him except his shaggy dog) in the churchyard at Greyfriars Abbey in Edinburgh, Bobby was found sleeping on his master's grave, where he continued to sleep every night for fourteen years.

Jock Semple and I were at daggers drawn for five years, even though I kind of forgave him from the get-go. I knew he was an over-stressed race director, I knew he was protecting his race. It took five years because we had to do our homework - meaning we women - we did our legislative work and we officially got into the Boston Marathon. Then, all was forgiven by Jock Semple.

I was a jock.

When I was in high school, I wasn't a nerd, I wasn't a jock. I wasn't a bad kid. I just flew under the radar with my homies.

I knew that when it came time for me to finally make my own album, it wasnt going to be about being a jock. It had to be more personal and intimate.

I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb?'

I've played a jock a lot, but pretty nuanced jocks.

With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock.

In high school, you re either a bully, a jock or a nerd, and I somehow tried to jump between camps by using humor. It's amazing how you can blend in with that.

I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.

Gisele Bundchen is a bit of a jock. 1 of my fave shoots is her playing football

I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb?

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I was always more of an academic than a jock.

It's not just the cheerleading thing I have a problem with, it's the whole jock enchilada. I'm all for a good game of basketball in teh driveway or a killer bike ride. But when there's tackling and grunting involved-- no thanks.

Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block, I really don't care if you're jealous or not.

Although I married a sports-loving jock, I myself am not only not athletic, I am acutely, completely uncoordinated.