Top 1200 Jacking Off Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Let me shake it off I just signed a couple deals I might break you off

The fruit falls off the tree. You don't shake it off before it's ready to fall.

Mama, I know you used to ride the bus. Riding the bus, and it’s hot and bumpy and crowded and too noisy, and more than anything else in the world, you wanna get off. And the only reason in the world you don’t get off is it’s still fifty blocks from where you’re going. Well, I can get off right now if I want to. Because even if I ride fifty more years and get off then, it’s still the same place when I step down to it. Whenever I feel like it, I can get off. Whenever I’ve had enough, it’s my stop. I’ve had enough.

I probably did a dozen plays, like Off-Off-Broadway stuff.

In the limelight I play it off fine, but I can't handle it when I turn off my night-light.

She took off her wheel, took off her bell, took off her wig, said, how do I smell? I hot footed it barenaked out the window.

The death drive is parasitic. It runs off of other drives, leeching off of them.

When we close ourselves off, we're not just closing ourselves off to other people, we're closing ourselves off from ourselves and impeding ourselves. When you open up, you allow yourself to be who you are.

Prime time for men is, say, 35 to 45. Then they level off and fall off.

Like the lion tears the flesh off a man, so can a woman who passes herself off as a male.

Whenever Rod has four of five days off, he'll be bouncing off the walls with boredom.

I can't - I'll chop off my own foot!" "If you're going to chop off anyone's foot, chop off Benedict's," Will muttered.

We're thrifty. We can live off our interest, save the principal, and let the kids go off and have a hoot.

Pitchers are smart. They know they are much better off if they mix things up and keep you off-balance.

I think that the special thing about radio is the off switch. If something's not pleasing you, turn it off.

What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?

Jump off the beam, flip off the bars follows your dreams, and reach for the stars

Off a cup of C.J. Gibson, man I'm faded off the brown and I'm easily influenced by the niggas I'm around

Off the pitch I've always believed it is healthy to switch off from football and have completely different interests too.

If you ever fall off, freestyling is what gets you back on track and go. Freestlying ain't always just to rap; you might fall off and you gotta come back. That's what freestyling is all about. Come off the dome with whatever is on your mind.

I've been taking off my tie for a lot of years. When I take it off, I usually throw it down.

It's a strange thing we do as actors. I'm walking out the door, and I'll say, 'O.K., honey, I'm off to take my clothes off.'

I hate heroin. It killed off a lot of my generation. It killed off a lot of my friends. Now this generation is getting killed off again. I can't believe it. How many dead bodies do we need to have piled up?

I wanted to show off - a simple impulse or drive; in much the same way as some kids wanted to play football, I wanted to show off. Not complicated in that sense, very natural; it just depends on how you want to show off.

When you lose velocity off of your fastball, one thing that suffers is your off-speed pitches - the action on your off-speed pitches. Once you lose arm speed, it takes away rotation from your off-speed pitches. The rotation is what gives them the sharpness and the nastiness.

Take off your coat." "Excuse me?" "Take it off." "No." "I want it off." "Then I suggest you hold your breath. Won't affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you. [Vishous to Jane]

It's tough to run fast and jump off roofs when your feet are freezing off!

And I don't consider Broadway the acropolis of theatrical art. I mean Broadway is commercial - that's what it is. It's expensive seats and a lot of them that have to be filled every night. Off-Broadway and Off-Off Broadway, as far as I'm concerned, is in New York the pride of New York theater.

And I don't consider Broadway the acropolis of theatrical art. I mean Broadway is commercial - that's what it is. It's expensive seats and a lot of them that have to be filled every night. Off-Broadway and off-off Broadway as far as I'm concerned is in New York the pride of New York theater.

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating. -Ella Varner

Each time that I have two or three days off, I'm off somewhere in California.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

To be able to close off a run chase or finish off when you are setting a target is a real skill.

Put it off for a bit. All life is putting off. Well, not entirely.

You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.

Actors, when they're older, still get a chance to let off steam or something and work things off on stage.

People have to understand how important it is for the players to let off steam, switch off and relax.

All of a sudden, we've lost a lot of control,' he said. 'We can't turn off our internet; we can't turn off our smartphones; we can't turn off our computers. You used to ask a smart person a question. Now, who do you ask? It starts with g-o, and it's not God.

I always likened retirement to falling off a cliff, and then you have to kind of brush yourself off.

It's very, very important to wash off makeup. Like, really wash it off - I used to be really bad and leave some on when I would go to bed, but it's so important to get it all off.

When someone else is making money off of you and using your body, you need to step off the carousel.

If you're trying to find out what's coming next, turn off everything you own that has an OFF switch and listen.

What is needed is an all-out science project to get vehicles off of gasoline, rather than off of the earth.

The plane took off at 8:10 in the morning - or that's when it was scheduled to take off. And that's when I believe it took off. I had been in my office at the Department of Justice. Someone told me that there had been the two strikes that occurred at the World Trade Center.

I can say that it's 10 miles from my home to Trinity, when in fact that's not quite right, it's off by about 10%, but nobody would say that I'm telling a lie or making a mistake when I rounded off because that's the way we speak and rounded off terms regularly.

I would love for someone to offer me a serious part in something. I don't know if I could even pull it off, but I would like to be the cowboy that rides off and someone shoots him off the horse in the middle of town. Just a serious role. It wouldn't have to be a big one.

Like Forrest Gump, I just took off and it paid off.

We tend to think that when we're awake, we're on, and when we're sleeping our mind is off, but actually, we're not off. There's a lot going on!

President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.

The way that I'm working now is basically the way I've been working since I was a kid: Find the greatest artist in whatever you do, and rip them off with respect. I think there's a big difference between ripping off with respect and ripping off in disrespect.

When you lift off, the pressure is supposed to be maximum. But actually, it was very benign. Very enjoyable. But as soon as the engines cut off and you get to zero gravity, you felt as if you were being pushed off your seat. You feel disoriented. You don't feel aligned with anything. I felt for a few good hours that I was falling.

You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off.

A lot of wrestlers could be better off with getting off of social media to be fair.

What I do in the off season that hurts me is I take a month off and I do nothing.

The nice thing about living in a semi-small town is that I can just go home and switch off. I go home now and I trim roses, rake leaves, wake up early in the morning and scare the raccoons off the lawn! It's kinda nice, that's the way I turn off, in Bakersfield, California.

Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.

I have children so I couldn't shave it off; my dad shaved his beard off once and we all disowned him. My wife's dad shaved his off and they freaked out. I think if you have kids, getting rid of a beard is bad.

It's very hard to get people, because it's just one of those things. I mean, everybody is working. And then during the off- season, it's easy, but we don't have the people during the off-season, because the club closes during off-season, so lot of people don't want a part-time job.

The bloom fell off my branches and joy did cast off its flower

On my days off, I love denim cut off shorts with gladiator sandals and crop tops.