Top 1200 If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes & Sayings

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

I think life gives you lemons, and the thing that I'm working on doing is not watering it down, not putting sugar in it. Just drink it straight. The more you can take life head on... it's gonna make you a better person, and then you have nothing left to be afraid of. And what an awesome way to live.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

The life of a family is filled with beautiful moments: rest, meals together, walks in the park or the countryside, visits to grandparents or to a sick person... But if love is missing, joy is missing, nothing is fun. Jesus gives always gives us that love: he is its endless source. In the sacrament he gives us his word and he gives us the bread of life, so that our joy may be complete.

Death is not necessarily what gives meaning to life LIFE gives meaning to life, and what we do with life, which is to create knowledge like music, art, science To this end, I believe intelligent life might be evolution's secret weapon: the ultimate hack that might help us transcend entropy.

Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make a salad with slices of Meyer lemon. You could make a Meyer lemon tart and top the tart with candied slices of the lemons. You could use the lemons in a salsa to go over grilled fish or in a ceviche.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Inner talent gives you that ease. It's not a remarkable thing - just a knack that gives you a very nice life.

He who gives money gives some, he who gives time gives more, and he who gives of himself gives all.

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

On the other hand, I think it is wonderful for everyone to take ballet classes, at any age. It gives you a discipline, it gives you a place to go. It gives you some control in your life.

Your life is a mirror. Life gives us not what we want. Life gives us who we are

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

What were we made for? To know God. What aim should we have in life? To know God. What is the eternal life that Jesus gives? To know God. What is the best thing in life? To know God. What in humans gives God most pleasure? Knowledge of himself.

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I've always wanted to entertain people, and when I was in school, I was interested in creative writing, but wrestling was always there. When I ran into financial problems, I just figured when life gives you lemons, you have to make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

Goals give purpose. Purpose gives faith. Faith gives courage. Courage gives enthusiasm. Enthusiasm gives energy. Energy gives life. Life lifts you over the bar.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

There is no better time than now, this very Christmas season, for all of us to rededicate ourselves to the principles taught by Jesus Christ. It is the time to love the Lord, our God, with all our heart – and our neighbors as ourselves. It is well to remember that he who gives money gives much; he who gives time gives more; but he who gives of himself gives all.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

It's not just that reporting gives you a bigger slice of life, gives - lends verisimilitude to what you are doing - it's that it feeds the imagination.

Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.

God gives every animal the means of saving its life-why object if he gives astrology to the astronomer?

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Life gives us clay; it is we to make a pot out of it! But sometimes it gives us pot; it is again we to keep it in one piece, as a pot! All jobs are ours! Life only gives things and it has no other responsibility!

Life gives no one immunity against adversity, but life gives to everyone the power of positive thought which is sufficient to master all circumstances of adversity and convert them into benefits.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

The surface of things gives enjoyment, their interiority gives life.

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

What life half gives a man, posterity gives entirely.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

The Eucharist is the life of the people. The Eucharist gives them a center of life. All can come together without the barriers of race or language in order to celebrate the feast days of the Church. It gives them a law of life, that of charity, of which it is the source; thus it forges between them a common bond, a Christian kinship

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will