Top 1200 Kiss My Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 18
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Last updated on November 17, 2024.
Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.
I want to dance, I want her ass. Why is she ignoring me?
I like all types of bombshells from super big tits and ass, to no tits and lots of personality.
Is your head up your ass so far that you can't pull it out?
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
And you'll be sorry that you messed with
The U.S. of A.
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way.
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future.
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
I got beef with commercial-ass niggas with gold teeth
Lampin' in a Lexus eatin' beef.
He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.
At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.
I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.
You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback.
Look here: "Mo' money, mo' problems," my ass.
You's a naive cat if you still believe that.
I tried football and got my ass beat. I tried baseball, and the ball knocked out one of my teeth.
Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.
That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!
Free your mind and your ass will follow
I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L.
There's something wonderful about drinking in the afternoon. A not-too-cold pint, absolutely alone at the bar - even in this fake-ass Irish pub.
Please don't bite baby,
I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady...
She let me hide my weed in her titties
There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all.
The concept of Kid A? How about the concept of I kick your ****ing ass
So put a quarter in your ass
Cuz ya played ya'self
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.
If the law supposes that,' said Mr Bumble...' the law is an ass - an idiot.
Put your trust in the Lord....your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.
I don't go for safe options. Romantically, I go for people who are a pain in the ass.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up.
If you want to kick the tiger in his ass you'd better have a plan for dealing with his teeth
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.
The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are!
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them.
I love training and I love being able to kick ass.
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry.
I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.
To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone who's quite normal is interesting.
Instead of walking like you're limping, talking yang about me
why don't you take your monkey ass and get a college degree?
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love?
You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low?
I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0!
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer.
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.
I could be mistaken, but I believe the majority of artists are perverts, and that inspiration springs from the seat of perversity; that smooth stretch of consciousness between the balls and ass.
I think we have to help the helpless. The clueless? I don't give a rat's ass about the clueless.
Most fighters are the most humble people in the world because they've gotten their ass kicked before.
You can market your ass off, but if your product sucks, you're dead.
I love the French language... it's a delightful language, especially to curse with. It's like whopping your ass with silk.
