Top 524 Twisted Quotes & Sayings

My favorite Kanye album is 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.'

I'm kind of a twisted social documentary photographer.

The best secrets are the most twisted

A figure of speech is a shifty thing; it can be twisted or it can be straight.

I can't see a Twisted Sister on the country charts.

Fairly early in life, I noticed my brain was weird. By that I mean that I noticed it had a way of looking at normal things from a slightly twisted angle - just twisted enough that it often made me chuckle.

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw.

Hello, you sick twisted freak.

It's kinda hard to be optimistic, When your homies lying dead on the pavement twisted.

I was born two months premature with jaundice, twisted legs and a hole in my heart.

We are just the most twisted, sick, hilarious people that I know.

Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

Conceived in anger, addicted to hate, the mutant child of a twisted state.

This world is twisted beyond hope, when lowborn smugglers must vouch for the honor of kings.

But I have my life, I’m living it. It’s twisted, exhausting, uncertain, and full of guilt, but nonetheless, there’s something there.

Perception is created and twisted so quickly.

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

Too often the past has been twisted to fit the visions and agendas of the present.

When you're in the public eye and do interviews, your words get twisted and people put you in a negative light.

Let's face it: the world is twisted. And rotten.

Most novelists write about twisted lives.

I might look like somebody who lives next door but I've a dark, twisted sense of humour.

My imagination is a twisted place.

What twisted people we are. How simple we seem, or at least pretend to be in front of others, and how twisted we are deep down. How paltry we are and how spectacularly we contort ourselves before our own eyes, and the eyes of others...And all for what? To hide what? To make people believe what?

On the trees are only a few gnarled apples that the pickers have rejected. They look like the knuckles of Doctor Reefy's hands. One nibbles at them and they are delicious. Into a little round place at the side of the apple has been gathered all its sweetness. One runs from tree to tree over the frosted ground picking the gnarled, twisted apples and filling his pockets with them. Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples.

Voices in the forest tell of dark and twisted enchantments - as dark and twisted as the roots and grasping branches of the trees themselves. Even the most gnarled tree is eloquent in the telling of its own tale.

Sometimes God writes straightforward in twisted lines.

There was a hole inside her, and it twisted.

Reality itself is too twisted.

I'm appalled that when I talk about the neo-conservatives it's somehow twisted, some sort of a racist comment.

Sometimes when you do interviews, it gets twisted up.

Even the gods couldn't devise a fates so twisted.

I like real problems, the human condition - twisted, darker stuff.

Toby twisted around. "Boo." Emily screamed.

He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.

Avicenna California...Museum of my twisted youth, vault of my dearest and most disgusting memories.

And may God be merciful, because these twisted men will not.

Sometimes, words are twisted and don't reach people in their intended way.

The tunnels may be long, and twisted, and dark; but you are supposed to go through them.

I think I have a pattern of nice and lovely and then dark and twisted.

I'm definitely a victim of some weird twisted form of not really relating to female musicians.

Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

Humor, danger and a twisted tangle of unlikely prophecies make for a page-turning adventure.

I never imagined people like Thanos and Warlock would be drawn into films. They're weird characters in weird stories. Luckily, the twisted kids who read those weird stories are now the twisted adults who are making movies.

My influences were mostly gospel. So I was playing my twisted Jewish equivalent of gospel music over his twisted equivalent of rock and roll music. And it was a very excellent marriage.

I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.

For 'Twisted Fantasy,' I probably spent 180 days in the studio.

I boil my tears in a twisted spoon And dance like an angel on the point of a needle.

Don’t be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers.

Shoes twisted into incredible lilies.

Your truth really can't be twisted. It is what it is. That doesn't mean that a person can't develop and change and reinterpret their life.

Playing the good guy is boring. I love twisted, flawed characters.

You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

Only the few know the sweetness of the twisted apples.

Surely the vogue of those twisted and contorted human figures must be as short as it is artificial.

When I lace my shoes I can't stand when they are twisted and dirty. It just looks sloppy. Even if it's a new pair of Chuck Taylors and the laces are all twisted it looks like you don't care.

We're all kind of weird and twisted and drowning.

They were the screams of riders torn apart by the twisted reflections of their own inner selves.

Britain's such a twisted, weird little place.

I really want to do more mature, artistic, twisted, edgy films. That is my goal.