Top 1200 When All Else Fails Quotes & Sayings

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

I can't sleep,I can't but when all else fails I just breath.

When all else fails, read the instructions.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

When all else fails there's always delusion.

When all else fails...be a rockstar

When all else fails, dress beautifully and throw your food.

When all else fails, look cute.

Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.

If all else fails and you don't know what to wear, put on a black dress, and you'll be happy.

When all else fails, take a vacation.

The advantage of the cauliflower is that if all else fails, you can always cover it with melted cheese and eat it.

When I talk to young people, I always tell them the biggest lesson I learned was that you shouldn't care about the outcome. If it fails, it fails. Every failure will groom you for your next big reward.

Nothing frustrates me more than someone who reads something of mine or anyone else's and says, angrily, 'I don't buy it.' Why are they angry? Good writing does not succeed or fail on the strength of its ability to persuade. It succeeds or fails on the strength of its ability to engage you, to make you think, to give you a glimpse into someone else's head—even if in the end you conclude that someone else's head is not a place you'd really like to be.

When all else fails, trust God.

When all else fails, cleaning house is the perfect antidote to most of life's ills.

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

When all else fails, and to stand firm seems impossible, stand on the wood of the Cross; it will float with you.

When all else fails, complicate matters.

If all else fails immortality can always be assured by adequate error.

Disability simulation fails to capture the nuance and complexity of living in a disabled body. And it certainly fails to give a deep understanding of systemic discrimination and abuse faced by disabled people.

When all else fails, start running!

When all else fails, tell the truth.

If all else fails, birdie the last.

I'm the type of guy who fails and fails and fails, and then, as if failure has become sick of him, succeeds.

Preach the gospel wherever you can; when all else fails use words.

When all else fails, fresh tactics!

When all else fails, go for the ego.

Rule 1: When all else fails, follow instructions. And Rule 2: Don't be an asshole.

Prayer succeeds when all else fails

When all else fails, give up and go to the library.

If the student fails to learn, the teacher fails to teach.

If all else fails, there's always print or web zines.

When all else fails to organize the people, conditions will.

The great end of all arts is to make an impression on the imagination and the feeling. The imitation of nature frequently does this. Sometimes it fails and something else succeeds.

When all else fails the liberals call you names or attack your personality.

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all.

When a private enterprise fails, it is closed down; when a government enterprise fails, it is expanded. Isn't that exactly what's been happening with drugs?

When lack of structure fails, it fails all at once. What works totally fine from 0-20 employees, is disastrous at 30.

I don't know when the idea of suicide first occurred to me. In some ways, it had been in the back of my mind for years. Yet, oddly, I would never have thought of it as an option. It was the perceived lack of options-the final, unacceptable solution to a grave and insoluble dilemma. I had always thought of it in the same way: If all else fails, if I have nowhere else to turn, I can do this.

The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So when a banker fails, he fails in splendor.

If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.

When all else fails, philosophize.

When all else fails, complicate matters

When all else fails, throw a party!

...when everything else fails, we communicate in the language of the stars

Forget all the bars and schmoozing and everybody checking out everybody else. My ideal date would be to park in a dark place, check out the stars, and have a great conversation. When all else fails, you can just make out.

Einstein's theory, we know that it fails. In advance, we know it fails. So that a deeper understanding of nature is awaiting us.

When all else fails, dream bigger.

To me Art (poetry) is a continuous and continuing process and that when a man fails to write good poetry he fails to live fully or well.

A man's task is to find himself, and if he fails in this, it doesn't much matter what else he finds.

When all else fails, put on a costume and sing a silly song.

You think education is something to be done when all else fails?

A risk is a chance you take; if it fails you can recover. A gamble is a chance taken; if it fails, recovery is impossible.

Love as a concrete foundation for an authentically functional civilization requires the around-the-clock labors of forgiveness. Without it, Love fails, Friendship fails, Intelligence fails, Humanity: fails.

If all else fails, you can always be a pro.

If the euro fails, Europe fails.

If all else fails, a few deep breaths.

With all the movies I've done, I still get recognized from my episode of 'Law & Order' more than anything else. It never fails.