Top 219 Mommy Quotes & Sayings

Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?

Mommy. It's just the one thing you don't want to mess up.

I try to be as full-time mommy as possible and also full-time working woman. That is the example I grew up with. Working mommy but also very present.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I've started the adoption process... I really want to be a mommy.

What opens my heart is when my son wakes me up in the morning, nudging me and saying, 'Mommy, mommy!'

It benefits my girls to see a mommy who is living her dream.

I love that, 'mommy-shaming.' When I was a new mom, I was obsessed with how I was being perceived and trying to fit in as a mom, going to mommy-and-me classes and things like that, and never quite measuring up to 'the real moms,' the 'robot moms,' as I called them.

I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino.

You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"

I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.

Esquire's all about mommy issues now. Breastfeeding, vaccinations, playdate etiquette.

It's very important that we instill some respect for the parents. In America especially, the kids are unruly, screaming at Mommy and Daddy, running the show.

It was tough. I told [my kids] mommy is on her semester abroad, which is still going on apparently.

I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy.

I have been very fortunate to have a partner who really stepped up and have wonderful children who do a lot of things that make it easy for Mommy to do this work.

I love sleeping in my son's silly racecar bed. I love watching hours of 'Yo Gabba Gabba.' I love long playdates with his best friend Jack and traveling with Zev. Most of all I love coming home from work and seeing Zev run up to me saying, 'My mommy's home! My mommy's home!'

I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.

I think it's important to set up that boundary of respect for your kids at a young age, so they will know, I better listen to Mommy.

We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.

Mommy and Daddy both had jobs when I was a kid, so, like a lot of people my age, TV became Mommy and books became Daddy.

But my family's really close and I was interested in what Mommy and Daddy did for a living. So when Mommy and Daddy had a script that wasn't totally age inappropriate, they would let me read it. And we would talk about it.

At the end of the Peterson trial, my daughter turns to me and she goes, 'Daddy, are you going to kill Mommy?' 'Oh, honey - that's up to mommy, isn't it?

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

My mommy raised me so well.

I always wanted to be a mommy.

Being an Olympic runner and now a mommy, it is so important to me to help my children learn early on how to be active and stay healthy.

Being a new mommy really is the best.

I started as a mommy blogger, and it's been really great.

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.

My first and most important job is being a mommy.

If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I would love to have children, as I am such a mommy. I have always been like that.

I came from a supportive home with a mommy and a daddy, and they had everything I wanted.

By the way, sitting with other mommies is probably the most frightening experience in the entire world. They're serious into mommy-shaming.

Running to Mommy and Daddy on the campus grievance committee is unworthy of strong women.

I get my flow from Daddy, my singing ability from Mommy, the camera stuff from both. That's just what happens when you hang out with the Smiths.

A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon.

I loved Mommy and Me. I would go every day of my life. I had fun. I thought it was the best thing ever.

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay. But adult love means you're not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.

Whether you work outside the home or not, never tell them [your children] that being a mommy is your 'job.' Being a mommy is a relationship, not a profession.

Here are my Mommy Messages: Wear a condom and test your Molly.

I definitely love to work, and I'm loving being a mommy, so I'd like to try to balance both.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

I've always wanted to be a mommy.

With the first money I ever made I bought my Mommy and Daddy a car, and helped them fix their house up.

I like the way Billy Idol sings. Mommy turned me on to him.

Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?

Esquire needs to be more like a mommy blog

Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.

I knew one thing. I did not want to be a mommy like mommy.

Training for the Olympics was much easier than balancing my life now! When practice was over, there was time for me. But with four kids and a career, I have no downtime. When I'm not on the road, I finish my workday at 2:30 p.m. Then I pick the kids up from school and they get 100 percent Mommy, not part Mommy and part Mary Lou Retton.

I've had a lot of mother figures. But by the time my mom came into my life, it wasn't a 'mommy' thing. It's more of an adult relationship.

My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

If you're still doing what mommy and daddy said for you to do (go to school, get a job, and save money), you're losing.