Top 1200 Real Housewives Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Some women choose to stay at home and be housewives. If they are happy with it, then it's a wonderful choice. But I know I couldn't do that. I couldn't be a housewife.

I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.

I'd never imagined I'd become the ambassador of housewives.

I guess housewives like to get away from reality and enjoy the fantasy world for a bit.

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household.

That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax, with cleansers, shampoos, and deodorants. Pretty actresses, big in the bosom but small in the talent, playing housewives unconvincingly, too nicey-nice to be real.

You only ever see four women leads on TV today in the 'Housewives' shows.

You have to have competent people evaluating the athlete, not the housewives!

'Desperate Housewives' is an ensemble cast, where I played a tertiary character. I made a lot of great friends, but that show didn't keep me very busy.

Desperate Housewives' was a good experience, though, as I got to play the bad guy for once. My only complaint was they had me in a lot of sweaters.

My goal is that my makeup and style will inspire Midwestern housewives. I want there to be a breakdown of 'Justin's smoky eye' in Cosmo.

I have always approached 'Housewives' as a comedy.

The 'Housewives' has helped me find my voice. I was always a people-pleaser, and coming into a show like this, you end up losing that.

If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people', you'd better live real close to a real good hospital.

'Desperate Housewives' was a good experience, though, as I got to play the bad guy for once. My only complaint was they had me in a lot of sweaters.

My sister said, You're making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.

I try to stay away from too many reality shows. I catch the 'Housewives,' but they tend to give me a little anxiety.

The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good. Mitt needs to get good real fast: A real speech, real plan, real responses, and real fire in the belly.

The real world is the fantasy writer's scrapbook. Real history, real geography, real customs and religions are all invaluable sources of guidance and inspiration.

Housewives are dependent creatures who are still children…parasites.

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class.

'Desperate Housewives' - there's no man on the planet that takes that personally, but if it were 'Desperate Househusbands,' they would shut ABC down.

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.

For me, the word 'housewife,' because of, like, the 'Real Housewives' - I don't think housewife really means what it used to mean. To me, it's been a little bit overused to the point that it's not as loaded as it might be. I feel like in a perfect world we would say 'American Mom with Kids,' or something like that. 'Mom with Small Children.'

I really love 'Real Housewives.' It's like the, you know, comedy stuff that's, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love 'Nathan for You,' that Comedy Central show. It's just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called 'Billy on the Street' that I write for, and even if I didn't write for it, I'd still love it.

I remember in second grade, everybody in the class had to come up with adjectives for each other, and I got shy. In a way, I force myself to perform, because if I didn't, I'd stay home rolled up in a ball watching 'The Real Housewives of Orange County' all day.

Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.

I watch lots of American shows like 'Desperate Housewives' and so on.

While I was doing 'Desperate Housewives,' I actually watched it from the beginning.

This had been real: real in its flaws and uncertainties, real in its small triumphs, real in its compromises and understanding.

I feel like on the 'Housewives,' my family stuff was really out there.

I've watched my fair share of 'Housewives.' And I just felt a little dirty afterwards.

Play is always a fantasy, but once you get into the frame, it is quite real, and everything you do is real. You put acres and acres of real movement and real action and real belief in it.

I'm not a big fan of fantasy; I'd rather watch 'Desperate Housewives' than 'Game of Thrones.'

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

With WesTrac, you have real people doing real jobs with real problems and real opportunities, and you touch the metal, and it's like being grounded.

Some girls are just cut out to be housewives, drive SUVs and sing in the shower as opposed to being superstars.

Most times, women are seen through the male gaze, so they are often shown as housewives, girlfriends, or objects of desire.

The thing that's fun about the 'Housewives' is talking to your friends about it.

Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands.

If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good hospital.

I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains

My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do real things, for the real me.

It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'

I just - I like the saccharin and the gooeyness of 'Bachelor,' and how just gross and like falsely romantic it is. Whereas, like, the 'Real Housewives' is just raw, and it's just - it's the fights that get me. It's just very uncomfortable for me.

I don't hate any of the Housewives.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

Working on 'Housewives' was very similar to 'Sex and the City.' Different cities, of course, but a high level of talent in the writing and acting on both!

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.

Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.

Kenny G is not real jazz. I don't even think Wynton Marsalis is real jazz. I don't think Harry Connick Jr. is real jazz. If there is such a thing as real jazz, The Lounge Lizards is real jazz, Henry Threadgill is real jazz, Bill Frisell is real jazz, you know?

In March and in April from morning till night In sowing and seeding good housewives delight.

In most of the world, poetry has such a different reputation than it does in Western culture. Poetry is a popular genre in Afghanistan. If you turned on the radio, there would be a poetry program that would be as popular as The Real Housewives. People aren't listening to poetry as if they're taking their vitamins. Instead, it's a popular vessel you can fill with anything. You could fill it with sass. You could fill it with rage. You could fill it with political statements.

I like to write about real people, real crimes. But what has increasingly come to interest me, and also appear to me as a challenge, is the idea of doing strange things with what is real. Take what is real and make it more or less real.

I think that I've enjoyed my time on 'Real Housewives.' It's been a great opportunity, and I've had a lot of fun and have been able to see a lot of great things and meet some really cool people.

'Housewives' opened the door for me for people to listen.

People don't get drafted into being housewives. It's a voluntary experience, so people are putting themselves into this situation voluntarily.

Housewives run the home and sacrifice a lot, but many people forget that.

Housewives' was a very... I had so much anxiety on that show. It was so much drama all the time.