Top 195 Oj Simpson Quotes & Sayings

O.J. Simpson never lied to me.

Emotional grandeur, rendered in the vernacular, has been Mona Simpson's forte. In her novels, 'Anywhere but Here,' 'The Lost Father' and 'A Regular Guy,' Simpson wrote wide and long and high about the most profound human bonds: parents and children lost each other, found each other, lost each other again, but differently.

Former Sen. Alan Simpson of Wyoming, the co-author of the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli immigration reform bill, has said the failure of that bill was a function of the lack of an ID card system.

People like Tay Don, Don Cannon, and OJ Da Juiceman - those were the core people that I rock with. And I still rock with them.

Jenny Simpson loses her shoe in the women's fifteen hundred, with a lap and a half to go, destroying her chances to repeat as world champion, and she gives the most gracious interview afterward about how she's had a wonderful career already. Great for Jenny Simpson. Bad for the sport! We need drama!

If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today.

I was a huge O. J. Simpson fan.

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to.

I loved my job... then the Simpson case happened.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Certainly the O.J. Simpson case was a turning point in my career.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J. Simpson case in lieu of justice.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

Tom Simpson is like the Bobby Moore of British cycling.

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I love to shop at Macy's. It has a huge Guess section and lots of Jessica Simpson stuff.

I was like, `Oh, my God! Ashlee Simpson`s here!` ... I was freaking out, pretending like I didn`t see her. Then Ashlee Simpson walked right up to me and was like, `L.C., love your show! I watch it every week with my friends!

My closet is like Bart Simpson's.

There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.

I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

Describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial: These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.

I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had a guest house. OJ offered his guest house to me. Anybody in LA looking for a place knows the best places to live are guest houses.

Interestingly enough, I feel what the show [OJ Simpson] was able to accomplish in a really masterful way is that White America could look back on the show and the documentary and say, "We understand why Black people were effusive at the acquittal of O.J. Simpson."

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

For someone who has been so important to my career, I have had absolutely no interaction with O.J. Simpson one-on-one in my whole life. I've tried many times. I have written him in prison, I've had other contact ... but he never responded, so I have never had a conversation with O.J. Simpson, never met the guy.

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

Race was thick in the O.J. Simpson case from the very beginning, but it wasn't evident. And I think the O.J. Simpson case revealed that there is subtle race, and there is sophisticated race, and there's evident and observable race.

My childhood was completely dominated by Bill Clinton and the OJ trial. I don't think we had a family dinner where one didn't come up.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over, but I wasn't his enemy either.

My mom had this inate ability. Whatever town my mother moved to, the second she walked into town, she would instantly attract the alpha loser of that town. This guy was not a good guy. This guy was half O.J. Simpson and half O.J. Simpson. Scott Peterson sprinkles on the top, a side of Robert Blake. You know, not a good guy.

It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing.

I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.

I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders.

The past relationship with Simpson no longer exists, and my views on that subject have already been expressed.

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

I guess I only work with versatile rappers, chameleons like Guilty Simpson, J Dilla, and Doom.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Unfortunately I feel like a lot of the issues that the show [OJ Simpson ] was dealing with are still very much in the forefront of the American consciousness and the world consciousness today. Police misconduct was at the heart of the defense and Johnny Cochran did a masterful job at putting that defense at the forefront of the jury's conscience as opposed to the double homicide of Ron [Goldman] and Nicole [Brown Simpson].

I think that the response to the OJ Simpson trial was based on a kind of sensibility that emerged out of the many campaigns to defend black communities against police violence.

I come from oldest country in the world and everybody know when Iron Sheik see the bad person like the OJ Simpson or jabroni Chris Brown or the good man like the Ray Lewis, I respect them or break their back.

You know, OJ was a really nice guy, and he knew his lines. He was nice to everybody on the set. He got to be a better actor, I thought, with every movie.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

I totally understand OJ. I get it.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Racism is what acquitted O. J. Simpson.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch'... And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush - because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.

You always think "woulda, coulda, shoulda." I wish that I had prosecuted Tot Mom, I wish I'd prosecuted OJ, and I wish I had prosecuted the JonBenet Ramsey case.

OJ Simpson was in a different kind of courtroom this week attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, OJ pointed out quote 'Hey, they're still alive, aren't they?'

You want to trace California's move to the far left, you go back to the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli bill. Simpson-Mazzoli was where we granted amnesty to, at the time, what was three and a half million illegal aliens. And that's it. We were told that would be it. We would start being strict about guarding the borders and making sure that there wasn't any more illegal immigration, but that didn't happen. That was the design. Ted Kennedy, Simpson-Mazzoli, it was their idea here and it's worked out magnificently for them to this extent.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

Can I pay any higher tribute to a man [George Gaylord Simpson] than to state that his work both established a profession and sowed the seeds for its own revision? If Simpson had reached final truth, he either would have been a priest or would have chosen a dull profession. The history of life cannot be a dull profession.

Just like I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders.