Top 1200 Real Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

There are a lot of funny motels. There was one motel in the middle of nowhere: it was real plain, but it had a gigantic green monster, something like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, standing next to this lake.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

This had been real: real in its flaws and uncertainties, real in its small triumphs, real in its compromises and understanding.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do real things, for the real me.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

Cory Monteith was a great guy; Funny, deep, thoughtful, and hardworking. In real life, he was the coolest dude, generous, and a great friend to his pals.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.

I love to do comedy, and I don't think of things as drama or comedy. I think that if it's a funny line, it's a funny line. If it's a funny moment, it's a funny moment.

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.

I like to write about real people, real crimes. But what has increasingly come to interest me, and also appear to me as a challenge, is the idea of doing strange things with what is real. Take what is real and make it more or less real.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

With WesTrac, you have real people doing real jobs with real problems and real opportunities, and you touch the metal, and it's like being grounded.

If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people,' you'd better live real close to a real good hospital.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity.

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

The real world is the fantasy writer's scrapbook. Real history, real geography, real customs and religions are all invaluable sources of guidance and inspiration.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

If beef is your idea of 'real food for real people', you'd better live real close to a real good hospital.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.