Top 673 Pecan Pie Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.

Hope is a real thing. It's not pie in the sky.

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

I am an indifferent cook but I can make pie.

Everyone in my life who is important, they feed me humble pie.

I've actually eaten in The Ivy in London. I love their shepherd's pie.

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

I love you above all things, even pie.

I would give you my soul in a blackberry pie; and a knife to cut it with.

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

I'm so vain, all I could think was I should have stopped at 'American Pie.'

If you want to make a [rhubarb] pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe.

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.

One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie.

I'm from Maine. I eat apple pie for breakfast.

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

My fingers are always in every single pie.

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie.

If we win, everybody gets a piece of the pie.

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'

This country is a nation of thieves. It stole everything it has, beginning with black people. The U.S. cannot justify its existence as the policeman of the world any longer. I do not want to be a part of the American pie. The American pie means raping South Africa, beating Vietnam, beating South America, raping the Philippines, raping every country you’ve been in. I don’t want any of your blood money. I don’t want to be part of that system. We must question whether or not we want this country to continue being the wealthiest country in the world at the price of raping everybody else.

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.

The most beautiful thing in the world is my grandmother's apple pie.

No man's pie is freed From his ambitious finger.

When I look at a pie chart, I just go numb.

Labor is getting a shrinking slice of a pie that's not growing very much.

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.

Chicken pot pie--those are my three favorite things.

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.

I love apple pie. If I see one, I'm going to eat the whole thing.

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.'

What is a roofless cathedral to a well-built pie?

I am too nervous to eat pie.

Don King is as American as apple pie. He is America.

I'm just a piece of the pie, a slice of the pound cake.

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.

I do the odd pie, or quiche or sausage roll.

There's no diet list I'll follow that would rule out cherry pie.

One of the things that made American Pie great was also the sexiness of it.

Violence against women is as American as apple pie.

The differences between a tart, a pie and a quiche are a blur.

Souness critics must eat humble pie as he transforms Newcastle.

Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.

God bless my soul! No apple pie.

Everyone has a favourite cake, pastry, pudding or pie from when they were kids.

It’s okay, Kriss. Have some pie,” Natalie offered.

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.