Top 1200 Bad Santa Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' You know bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions.

I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I have more faith in Santa Claus now than I do an exec.

Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that.

I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.

My dad founded the 'Rancho Santa Fe Times' and won a lot of journalism awards.

Today's business model is bad for people, bad for the economy and bad for stability and democracy.

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

All my life I have painted pictures so that certain people would drop dead when they looked at them, but I have not succeeded yet. The worst painting cant hurt you, but a bad driver can kill you, a bad judge can send you to the chair, a bad politician can ruin an entire country, That is why even a bad painting is sacred.

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

I keep 3 hos but don't call me Santa And I'm and I'm flyer than reindeers in winter

Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-” “It’s Herman Melville.

I'm from Santa Cruz in Northern California, and the 49ers were my dad and I's bonding time.

Rumors that the sun is out at Santa Ynez are without foundation," the radio said.

Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo.

Like everyone in his right mind, I feared Santa Claus.

If we're honest, most of us would accept that a bad boss is a little bit like a bad father or a bad husband ... you find that he tends to do more good than harm. He might be a bad boss but at least he's employing someone while he is in fact a boss.

The bad guys are not typical; they are not just bad, they are interesting. They might be good or bad.

What kind of Christmas present would Jesus ask Santa for?

Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.

Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

It is bad enough to be bad, but to be bad in bad taste is unpardonable.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.

I'm trying to get far away from [picturing God as] Gandalf or Santa Claus.

I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

A novel with a bad middle is a bad book. A bad ending is something I've just gotten in the habit of forgiving.

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

There's too much bad. The worst is mediocre. Bad is easy. There's high quality, there's pornography, and then there's bad.

Hamburger bad fries bad, coca-cola bad….There I said it. Drink your water people.

Because I am still a little girl who believes in Santa and the tooth fairy and you.

It's becoming apparent that I like bad boys. That's one of my problems. They've all been bad boys. You're one too. You're a bad boy. But, I think you're a good bad boy.

To say 'He played bad' is different from 'He is a bad player.' You understand? I make a mistake. It does not mean I am a bad person.

I was born in Santa Monica but brought up abroad so I don't use English much.

I'd like to think I am a good coach but I've called bad plays. I've coached bad practices. I've made bad substitution choices.

I use to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Tom Cruise too.

No one really has a bad life. Not even a bad day. Just bad moments.

A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

I felt like I had just double-tapped Santa.

I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

A bad day on the course doesn't have to mean a bad night and a bad week and you get to scream at your agent.

It's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.

I never saw Black Santa growing up. I would have loved to.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

In general, I think writing characters, no one is 100 percent good or bad, and certainly, the bad characters never think they're bad themselves. Even the worst characters don't feel like they're bad guys on the inside.

L.A. is like an oil rig. It's not pretty. It's awful. The air is bad, the view is bad, the people are bad.

Close encounters are bad. Bad for the animal, as it causes stress, and bad for me for exactly the same reason.

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do the show.

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

'The Santa Claus' with Tim Allen, I watch it in July. I think he's so funny.

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

I grew up in Davenport, Iowa, but I moved to Santa Clarita, California, when I was 6.

Work takes me away from my wife, Sue, and my life in Santa Barbara.