Top 229 Premature Ejaculation Quotes & Sayings

Talk of fighting Tyson is a little premature. I'm an addict and an alcoholic

I was born nine months premature.

Everyone by now presumably knows about the danger of premature optimization. I think we should be just as worried about premature design - designing too early what a program should do.

Utopias are often just premature truths.

Premature independence is the daughter of conceit.

Girls say they like a sensitive man, but then they complain about my premature ejaculation.

God screens us evermore from premature ideas.

On social media, we have a lot of fans. It's so important to me to spread awareness of premature babies and premature birth.

It seldom happens that a premature shoot of genius ever arrives at maturity.

Two premature babies was not a genetic thing; we were just unlucky.

I arrive a month premature, with my dad's brains but not much else.

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

We cannot elect men to office who are afraid of premature evacuation.

Many premature babies are never given a chance to make it out of the hospital.

My objection to organized religion is the premature conclusion to ultimate truth that it represents.

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly that I charitably conjectured he must have need of divine aid to digest his dinner, and his pious ejaculation had no reference to my unexpected advent.

To see the best before I have properly begun would be somewhat premature.

When my babe was born, they said it was premature. It weighed only four pounds; but God let it live.

Giese was an unemotional man, but then in the study of Solaris emotion is a hindrance to the explorer. Imagination and premature theorizing are positive disadvantages in approaching a planet where-as has become clear-anything is possible... The fact is that in spite of his cautious nature the scrupulous Giese more than once jumped to premature conclusions. Even when on their guard, human beings inevitably theorize.

Nothing leads the scientist so astray as a premature truth.

[Sherlock Holmes:] The temptation to form premature theories upon insufficient data is the bane of our profession.

A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

As stated before, hypothyroidism may cause premature or delayed puberty. The majority of normal and hypothyroid females begin their cycle at ages 12 or 13. However, a growing number of those with hypothyroidism start their cycle years earlier or begin their periods at age 15 or later. Premature or delayed puberty in males is also becoming more common.

Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.

Premature ideas do not exist, one must bide one's time until the right moment comes along.

To be premature is to be perfect

Premature certainty is the enemy of the truth.

Sex-ed courses look at girl's internal parts: for boys it's about ejaculation, erection and wet dreams; for girls, it's periods and unwanted pregnancy. We never talk to girls about sexual self-exploration or self-knowledge.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.

People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning out this fluid, the prostate gland producing an alkaline solution. It's like having five iron chefs in your crotch working to cook up this stuff.

In the name of sense, man, if God made fish to be eaten, what difference does it make if I enjoy the killing of them before I eat them? You would have none but a fisherman by trade do it, and then you would have him utter a sigh, a prayer, and a pious ejaculation at each cod or haddock that he killed.

One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.

I worked regularly from very early on, and some of it was probably a bit premature.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

Irritable Judges suffer from a bad case of premature adjudication.

People have been writing premature obituaries on the women's movement since its beginning.

Drunkenness, the ruin of reason, the destruction of strength, premature old age, momentary death.

Premature development of the powers of both mind and body leads to an early grave.

Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.

Nature's instructions are always slow; those of men are generally premature.

I think that if I get into the habit of writing a bit about what happens, or rather doesn't happen, I may lose a little of the sense of isolation and desolation which abides with me. My circumstances allowing of nothing but the ejaculation of one-syllabled reflections, a written monologue by that most interesting being, myself, may have its yet to be discovered consolations.

You guys are evil. Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you're broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard's baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby's premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.

German history is full of serious mistakes pertaining to premature personnel decisions.

Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence.

The superman is a premature ideal, one that presupposes man.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

The euro is a sickly premature infant, the result of an over-hasty monetary union.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

There are many aspects of the universe that still cannot be explained satisfactorily by science; but ignorance implies only ignorance that may someday be conquered. To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

I was born two months premature with jaundice, twisted legs and a hole in my heart.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Yet there is nothing more dangerous than to be premature in exploiting a change in perception.