Top 778 Annoying Quotes & Sayings

If you're not annoying somebody, you're not really alive.

Knowledge is almost annoying.

I'm in love with this country called "America." I'm a huge fan of America. I'm one of those annoying fans - you know, the ones that read the cd notes and follow you into bathrooms and ask you all kinds of annoying questions about why you didn't live up to that. I'm that kind of fan. I've read the Declaration of Independence, and I've read the Constitution of the United States, and they are some liner notes, dude.

I am willing to be annoying if that's what was necessary.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.

I am a student of this business. I'm really interested in it. When I was younger, I was always the annoying one. What's that? What's that do? What is that called? Why aren't you doing this? I think it got very annoying.

I'm like the annoying guy in the street.

Kids kill a show! It's, like, a fun concept when the character is pregnant, but then if a show runs for a while, I'm sorry, but it gets annoying when it starts to talk. You get a child actor in there, and unless that child actor is freakin' awesome, it's going to be annoying.

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.

God save her from annoying Alphas.

how can a little thing be so annoying?

Forcing your spouse to stop doing that bad habit that drives you crazy, or making your kid be better at math or at art or at swimming, or making your parents or your in-laws not be annoying in the way that they're annoying, these are sometimes doomed goals.

I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.

Revelations are never convenient, and always annoying.

Rap is just to me very annoying.

When a man acts in ways that annoy us we wish to think him wicked, and we refuse to face the fact that his annoying behavior is the result of antecedent causes which, if you follow them long enough, will take you beyond the moment of his birth, and therefore to events for which he cannot be held responsible by any stretch of imagination... When a motorcar fails to start, we do not attribute its annoying behavior to sin, we do not say, you are a wicked motorcar, and you shall not have any more gasoline until you go.

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.

Acting is an aesthetic career, which is annoying.

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.

Just leave her alone. You're annoying her.' 'I'm not annoying her. She doesn't even know how to be annoyed. She's, what, a week old?' 'She's three months.' 'She's three months in our years, but what is she in baby years?

It's annoying when people confuse you with the character.

I actually find prank CDs pretty annoying.

I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it later or tweet about it. The most annoying people to bring to movies, I think we all agree, are those who read the book first.

Carli Fiorina is really annoying. Hell, they're all annoying. But Fiorina doesn't even pretend to offer up policy answers. She just gives mini stump speeches about how bad everything is.

Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.

I go out of my way to try not to be too annoying... my biggest goal in life is to not be annoying about being a bride.

What an annoying mad thing love is!

Jeff is the annoying kind of Scrabble player who plays a lot of obscure two-letter words that shouldn't count but for whatever reason are considered legitimate. My father is the annoying kind of Scrabble player who takes hours with his turn and then plays deliberately misspelled words that no one has the heart to call him out on. I am the perfect Scrabble player, both serious and considerate. Obviously I lost by a lot.

Yes, it's annoying that Hamlet doesn't kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, but if he did kill his stepfather ten minutes into the play, there wouldn't be a play. He has to be annoying, if you will, and not do what would be the thing to do.

I never wanted to be the annoying kid on set.

I'm aware that I can be annoying.

I hate the word 'annoying!'

I've always been the annoying kid who sang.

I was the little sister that was annoying.

On paper I'm incredibly annoying.

I am pretty bow-legged. It's annoying.

There is nothing so annoying as a good example!!

I must have been an annoying child.

Long skirts are annoying; they get in the way.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I'm annoying to be around because I keep twitching.

I'm pro Instagramming... but sometimes it's annoying if I'm really hungry.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

It's annoying to be on the bench - it's truly annoying - but it's a test you have to overcome, and that's how you progress. It's difficult because all you want is to be able to help the team, and when you're on the bench, you can't.

Poverty" Pitt exclaimed "is no disgrace but it is damned annoying." In the contemporary United States it is not annoying but it is a disgrace.

I read very one-note. Teacher's pet, Goody Two-shoes. I'd hate to be annoying. Who wants to see movies with someone annoying in them? But it's hard for me to paint myself as anything but whatever it is I come across as - which is pretty together.

If your not annoying somebody, you're not alive.

There’s something about pleasure I find annoying.

I was an annoying schoolboy, always getting into scraps.

I use two million Twitter followers as a tool. The reason I have Twitter is so people can get to know me as a different person other than Dwight. I just realized all of the sudden like everything thinks I'm Dwight. They think that I'm Dwight from the office and that I'm this kind of annoying, difficult, nerdy, creepy guy and they don't know Rainn Wilson - although I'm a little bit nerdy, annoying and creepy. I'm not as much as Dwight Schrute.

Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.

Fame can be annoying, but there are perks too.

Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.

It's not annoying to get a compliment.

If you are not annoying someone, you are not doing anything new

It's not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it's annoying.

I don't want to be one of those people that complains about the rumours. I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, "This isn't true!" It is what it is, I tend not to do that. The only time it gets really annoying is that if you get into a relationship and you get into a place where you really like someone and then things are being written in the papers that affect them and how they see you. Then it can get annoying.

Isn't it annoying when your face doesn't do what you want it to express?

I'm not annoying in relationships! I'm great!

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.