Top 186 Simpson Quotes & Sayings

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

Jenny Simpson loses her shoe in the women's fifteen hundred, with a lap and a half to go, destroying her chances to repeat as world champion, and she gives the most gracious interview afterward about how she's had a wonderful career already. Great for Jenny Simpson. Bad for the sport! We need drama!

I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders.

O.J. Simpson never lied to me.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Tom Simpson is like the Bobby Moore of British cycling.

Race was thick in the O.J. Simpson case from the very beginning, but it wasn't evident. And I think the O.J. Simpson case revealed that there is subtle race, and there is sophisticated race, and there's evident and observable race.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in, and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

It's always awkward to pretend to play. I feel like Ashlee Simpson. Oooh, zing.

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.

My involvement in the Simpson criminal trial was a personal matter and did not involve Movie Tunes, its distributors or exhibitors.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson

I was a huge O. J. Simpson fan.

I love to shop at Macy's. It has a huge Guess section and lots of Jessica Simpson stuff.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson

Human beings are complicated. O.J. Simpson is a testament to that. Just because he stood on trial accused of murder doesn't mean he can't be a generous person.

Unfortunately I feel like a lot of the issues that the show [OJ Simpson ] was dealing with are still very much in the forefront of the American consciousness and the world consciousness today. Police misconduct was at the heart of the defense and Johnny Cochran did a masterful job at putting that defense at the forefront of the jury's conscience as opposed to the double homicide of Ron [Goldman] and Nicole [Brown Simpson].

I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.

I always try to emulate those I admire. Pamela Harriman, Coco Chanel, Wallis Simpson, Jean Harlow, Diana Vreeland.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

Interestingly enough, I feel what the show [OJ Simpson] was able to accomplish in a really masterful way is that White America could look back on the show and the documentary and say, "We understand why Black people were effusive at the acquittal of O.J. Simpson."

For someone who has been so important to my career, I have had absolutely no interaction with O.J. Simpson one-on-one in my whole life. I've tried many times. I have written him in prison, I've had other contact ... but he never responded, so I have never had a conversation with O.J. Simpson, never met the guy.

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'

The O.J. Simpson case, they had no understanding of that DNA evidence, and didn't want to.

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch'... And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush - because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.

My mom had this inate ability. Whatever town my mother moved to, the second she walked into town, she would instantly attract the alpha loser of that town. This guy was not a good guy. This guy was half O.J. Simpson and half O.J. Simpson. Scott Peterson sprinkles on the top, a side of Robert Blake. You know, not a good guy.

I'm for Simpson-Bowles. It doesn't raise taxes, it closes loopholes and takes the money we would give to a few people and put it on the debt.

Racism is what acquitted O. J. Simpson.

I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.

When I was 6, I saw a commercial that Jessica Simpson was in and that was the first time I felt my little heart flutter.

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson

Certainly the O.J. Simpson case was a turning point in my career.

I was always causing trouble in school. Doing impressions of Bart Simpson, interrupting class - I liked the attention and entertaining people.

Just like I'm still angry with Simpson for getting by with two murders.

Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J. Simpson case in lieu of justice.

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public.

The past relationship with Simpson no longer exists, and my views on that subject have already been expressed.

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.

Ashlee Simpson kicking her dressing room door after getting caught lip-synching - that was interesting to watch.

Romney said that his tax reform proposal is 'very similar to the Simpson-Bowles plan.' How I wish it were.

Former Sen. Alan Simpson of Wyoming, the co-author of the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli immigration reform bill, has said the failure of that bill was a function of the lack of an ID card system.

You want to trace California's move to the far left, you go back to the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli bill. Simpson-Mazzoli was where we granted amnesty to, at the time, what was three and a half million illegal aliens. And that's it. We were told that would be it. We would start being strict about guarding the borders and making sure that there wasn't any more illegal immigration, but that didn't happen. That was the design. Ted Kennedy, Simpson-Mazzoli, it was their idea here and it's worked out magnificently for them to this extent.

I was like, `Oh, my God! Ashlee Simpson`s here!` ... I was freaking out, pretending like I didn`t see her. Then Ashlee Simpson walked right up to me and was like, `L.C., love your show! I watch it every week with my friends!

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

If OJ Simpson did not have a handgun, Nicole and Ron would still be alive today.

There are also the people too bizarre to ignore, like Kyle Simpson. Future male stripper.

Emotional grandeur, rendered in the vernacular, has been Mona Simpson's forte. In her novels, 'Anywhere but Here,' 'The Lost Father' and 'A Regular Guy,' Simpson wrote wide and long and high about the most profound human bonds: parents and children lost each other, found each other, lost each other again, but differently.

I wasn't Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson. I wasn't Tori Amos or Norah Jones. Nobody knew what to do with me.

Q: What do Jesus and Nicole Brown Simpson have in common? A: They were both killed by the Joooooooose.

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)

I loved my job... then the Simpson case happened.

I guess I only work with versatile rappers, chameleons like Guilty Simpson, J Dilla, and Doom.

I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

Can I pay any higher tribute to a man [George Gaylord Simpson] than to state that his work both established a profession and sowed the seeds for its own revision? If Simpson had reached final truth, he either would have been a priest or would have chosen a dull profession. The history of life cannot be a dull profession.

I think the O.J. Simpson trial was a revelation about the ongoing patterns of racial difference in American society.

My closet is like Bart Simpson's.

I watched 'Newlyweds' - that was my favorite reality show because I love Jessica Simpson. I'm obsessed with her.