Top 274 Funnier Quotes & Sayings

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

As you grow older, life seems funnier.

The more real it is, the funnier it is. The more awkward it is, the more people are stumbly, the funnier it is. I like a sharp joke, but it has to say something that someone would actually say.

The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.

People expect me to be funnier.

We realised that it was important to embrace this popcorn logic, that it works, that it's funnier when you fire 20 rounds from one tiny pistol. Then it becomes the joke, it's funnier when you pay less attention.

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

I don't think Will does get upstaged because his reaction is always funnier than what is actually happening. That is also the reason Tommy is funnier than Will.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

Honestly, I just like to make movies. The funnier the better.

Sometimes the name is funnier than the game itself.

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.

With my teammates, I'm more open, funnier than people see me.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier.

There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they shouldn't address.

I've worked on other shows where the sense is like, "Well, don't change it too much," you know? But on this one [ Too Much Tuna], Nick [Kroll] and John [Mulaney] - beyond being amazing performers - are also writers, and wanted to keep improving upon the show, particularly the play within a play. I think the writing just got funnier and funnier.

It is funnier to bend things than to break them.

My secret is just surrounding myself with people who are a lot funnier than me.

I will say, 'The Michael J. Fox Show' is funnier than 'Breaking Bad' - not that 'Breaking Bad' isn't funny, but this is funnier and slightly less violent.

To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a heightened emotionality and things get funnier.

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest.

The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it.

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

Pain is funnier than love.

I wanted to be a real writer, you can put it this way, but I was lazy. So I thought that cinema would be funnier because it's collective, and it's crazy, and it's chaotic, and also because I was based in Spain. So I said it will be easy to make a career of that - because all the other filmmakers there are very bad. And it will be funny at the same time. So this was the point. It will be funnier, easier, and maybe at the end there will be some unknown beauty, and maybe on the way we'll create the dream that a different logic is possible for life.

There's nothing funnier to me than reading people analyze 'David Pumpkins.'

I think comedy is funnier when it's real.

I think pompous accents are inherently funnier.

Um, musicians are funnier you know, than actors on the whole.

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

Actually, I think I'm funnier off-camera.

The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

I just think women are funnier than men.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking something's funnier than it is.

Our shows today are better and funnier than they've ever been.

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went.

Everyone knows how people who laugh easily create us by their laughter,--making us think of funnier and funnier things.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh. The laugh doesn't wear off. It could be with you for thirty years.

I think I'm funnier in my writing than in person.

There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

Interestingly it's when you come to the comedy, that's where a lot of the discussion is. It's like ten people sitting around talking about what is funny. "Is that funny? Is that funnier than that? Is this slightly funnier than this?" I guess that's what it's like when you're making a comedy movie as well, you just have to sit around talking seriously about the nature of comedy.

I enjoy taking people on on Twitter, because often I'm cleverer and funnier.

With this magazine, you could change the 'H' to 'G', it may be funnier and better for sales.

I'm never funnier than when I'm heartbroken or terrified.

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.

Music for cartoons is sillier, funnier.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.