Top 1200 Funny Name Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is.

George was the easy part. As for Michael, I had always liked the name, and my father's brother is named Michael. I thought it was a good idea because there are a lot of Greeks in England with the second name of Michael; as a child I had a Greek friend whose second name was Michael. It was like getting the name that I wanted without having to get rid of the Greek element.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

You know, it's so funny that the internet's become a series of traps where you do sort of innocent things like give your name or address or indicate a preference, I like this thing, and then therefore you open yourself up to a deluge of advertising based on those stated preferences.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

Obama's middle name differs from my last name by only two vowels. Does the McCain-Palin campaign view me as a pariah, too? Do McCain and Palin think there's something wrong with my name?

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it.

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

I mean, it's funny, I'm not going to lie. It's funny saying it. We're the Pelicans.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

People have told me to change it over the years, but my dad is always saying, 'Never change your name!' My middle name is O'Hara, so it's a pretty epic name. Emily O'Hara Ratajkowski.

People in America and Hollywood are very good at pronouncing my name, to begin with. Socially, they're very adept at listening to somebody's name and repeating it, cleverly in the first couple of sentences so the name sticks to begin with.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked name, so it will be something that we always have to deal with. I never needed to change it. It was always fine with me. It is a strange name; that's for sure.

My son's full real name is Duncan Zowie Haywood. As a toddler he was called by his second name Zowie. But it was such an identifiable name during the Seventies that if I called him loudly in public places, everyone would turn to stare, so I started calling him Joey to take the pressure off. It has the same sound and number of syllables as Zowie. And Joe stuck for most of his childhood. Now he has reverted to his real name, Duncan. Haywood was my father's name.

Like 'real', 'free' is only used to rule out the suggestion of some or all of its recognized antitheses. As 'truth' is not a name of a characteristic of assertions, so 'freedom' is not a name for a characteristic of actions, but the name of a dimension in which actions are assessed.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

It messes me up sometimes when I go on stage and people say my name wrong. Say my name wrong with all these different syllables. I've heard everything. My name is easy as 1-2-3. Jer-eh-mih, syllable-wise.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?" "I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs continues. "Lily," Raffaela says over her shoulder and this time I give her a sideways look. "Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name." "It's Taylor's middle name," Raffaela calls back again.