Top 1200 Fat People Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic.

Three mornings a week, I exercise before eating - it's called 'fasted cardio' - to burn fat.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

I come from a family that loves to eat, not exercise. Being fat made even walking hard.

I was a fat little kid with a speech impediment. I used to get beat up, not just picked on.

It was kind of like, 'Who's gonna wanna watch a show about four fat dudes in a pawnshop?'

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat

The great hope is that people who wouldn't normally make films will be making them. Suddenly, one day some little fat girl in Ohio is going to be the new Mozart and make a beautiful film with her father's camera and for once the so called professionalism about movies will be destroyed forever - and it will really become an art form.

The main thing you can change is how you perceive yourself. Stop looking in the mirror and realize that you're living for yourself, not other people ... I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. I don't want someone to swap out my stomach with a supermodel. I don't want dirty old men looking at me in my underwear.

I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I read that book Fat is a Feminist issue, got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

My fat cells have a memory like Einstein! I'm proof that surgery is not a magic potion. There are many ways to sabotage it.

It'll be taught in homes that it's not okay to make fun of a kid because he's gay or it's not okay to make fun of a girl cause she's fat. But that we have been living for so long in a culture where so many people's parents supported those beliefs that there wasn't any infrastructure for children understanding right and wrong in those situations, if that makes sense.

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.

I was a fat girl growing up and had to change schools because kids were so mean.

Before judging a thin man, one must get some information. Perhaps he was once fat.

I don't think it's good to constantly talk about your own weight and the fact that you look fat in jeans.

Kids would tell me I was fat and say other mean things about my body.

The fat lady hasn't sung yet. We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.

Usually, two or three hours after getting offstage, I'll begin the eating process: usually carbohydrates, protein, and fat.

In the language of politics, there is only one translation for the phrase 'hope and change,' to wit: 'big, fat government.'

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I really don't do fat jokes. I talk about the trials and tribulations of being a large mammal in America.

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

China is the one, the only one, that can control Kim Jong Un, this crazy, fat kid that's running North Korea.

After a few days, I mused, I would have no trouble. Whoever heard of a revolution of fat men?

Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.

Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid chicken fat in plastic sauce.

What I see is teeming cohesion, contained dispersal... For him, to sculpt is to take the fat off space.

I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, "Farewell to Fat".

As I was growing up, it was made clear that the fat me wasn't welcome, that a thin person was expected and awaited, and impatiently so.

Making love to a fat woman sure is a treat, because I'm here to tell you that meat hold heat.

A diet that is high in fat, sugar and salt makes it really hard for a body to function efficiently.

Because you're fat, you feel that everybody's watching every bite you take. So, you closet-eat, and you think because nobody sees you eating, then you're not eating. You know, if you're eating a Big Mac in a closed car, can anybody hear you nosh? If I ate only what people saw me eat, I would've probably been about 170 pounds.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

I was fat and ugly and never 'wanted to hook up - for a gay guy that's unheard of. I was like a monk or a priest.

You must always have great, secret, big fat hopes for yourself in love and in life. The bigger, the better.

When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight!

I didn't get fat even when I was pregnant. You have to work very hard at staying slim, and it's a bore. But it's worth it.

This practice of skinny actresses donning fat suits is essentially the new and acceptable blackface in Hollywood.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Lie and tell the waiter that you're deathly allergic to butter. This way you can enjoy the steak without all the excess fat.

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos.

Almond Mylk is a great source of omega fatty acids and fiber without being high in fat.

Believe me; all evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.

If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm funny.

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.

Though 'Fat City' was written long before cellphones or the Internet, its human apparatus is state of the art.

I eat really well, I don't go over 165 pounds anymore because I get fat.

I'm sure that my father becoming seriously ill when I was 14 had a lot to do with my going from chubby to fat.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

You!" he cried. "You never hated because you never lived. I know what you are all of you, from first to last--you are the people in power! You are the police--the great, fat smiling men in blue and buttons! You are the Law, and you have never been broken. But is there a free soul alive that does not long to break you, only because you have never been broken?