Top 10 Haskell Quotes & Sayings

Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over.

It surprises me every day that this (Eddie Haskell) character is still so popular. I don't completely understand it but it's nice.

Unfortunately, there tends to be an easy way of doing things in life and the Haskell way. As a 12-year-old I knocked my front teeth out while chasing a friend in the rain. I'm the type who offers to serve wine at drinks parties and accidentally pours it down one of the guests.

Bill Haskell was real.

The advent of the rubber ball was instrumental in creating an entirely different method of striking the object. The solid ball required to be hit for carry, whereas it was quickly apparent that the Haskell lent itself to an enormous run. I hold the firm opinion that from this date the essential attitude towards accuracy was completely lost sight of. This was the start of the craze for length and still more length.

SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking than typing.

There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

There's only one Lawrence Dallaglio and there's only one James Haskell.