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Last updated on April 14, 2025.
A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music.
Over the long haul of life on the planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.
The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants.
For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind of how I think anyway.
Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality.
We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.
[Professional accountants ] should be encouraging companies to enhance their green credentials by switching to renewables, and to respect core labor standards and human rights.
Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.
Britain needs a simpler tax system which is simple to understand, where there are no loop-holes, where the very rich do not avoid tax by employing expensive accountants
Someone remind me why I didn’t want to be an accountant when I grew up,” Brock drawled. Niko chuckled. “Because accountants don’t get to make things go boom.
The big corporations have a team of lawyers and accountants to help them. It's the small businesses, the mom and pop shops, that get lost in the layers of red tape.
The older I get, the more interesting I find lawyers and accountants.
It is a maxim of cryptology that what one man can devise, another can unravel. This principle keeps armies of tax lawyers and accountants employed, but adds nothing to our national productivity.
I cleaned up everything behind the scenes and simplified my life. I made some changes in my staff. I changed management, my accountants, my bookkeeping team. I had a full refresh. For me that was extremely important.
Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned ?some accountants and solicitors with them.
The only people helped by the death tax are lawyers, accountants, and IRS agents.
The best doctor, if you're sick, may not be the one that shares your faith. We found that out to be true at Liberty with the years of struggles with the accountants and lawyers we brought in and the financial management.
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.
The economic system is acting like a cancer on humanity. The regulatory system, the accountants, the legal firms support the metastasizing of this cancer.
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you.
It is not the job of mathematicians... to do correct arithmetical operations. It is the job of bank accountants.
The stupid and dishonest accountants allowed the genie of totally inappropriate accounting to descend on derivatives books. And once this has happened - people get status, etc. - it's impossible to get it back into the bottle.
We're in a world that is run by accountants and I think that it's sad in many ways.
Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.
The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!
I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants, I don't see them that way.
The Tax Division is committed to prosecuting accountants who assist their clients in fraudulent tax schemes.
Most accountants will tell you the majority of small businesses run as an S Corporation.
I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart.
I thought I was going to be a math major. My parents were both accountants and wanted me to major in business. Math was our compromise.
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
You know, the only way I've found to make these pictures is with animators. You can't seem to do it with accountants and bookkeepers.
All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income tax law says.
While the worriers are worrying, the planners are planning and the accountants are figuring out why we can't afford it, I'm busy getting started.
They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism.
I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income tax.
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely.
The manufacturing-intensive advanced energy industry promotes work for engineers, machinists, coders and installers, but also administrators, accountants, truck drivers, sales force, and a range of other occupations.
Think about all of the non-entrepreneurial advice and resources you need when building a company. You need lawyers, accountants, financial experts.
Lawyers, judges, doctors, shrinks, accountants, investigators and, not least, journalists could not do the most basic tasks without a veil of secrecy. Why shouldn't the same be true of those professionals who happen to be government officials?
Yes, the rich will find ways to avoid paying more taxes, courtesy of clever accountants and tax attorneys. But this has always been the case, regardless of where the tax rate is set.
If businesses don't know from state to state what the requirements are for taxes, they have to waste a lot of money on accountants and lawyers before deciding to expand their business into the state next door.
Most accountants are strange - let's be honest.
actuaries are people who wanted to be accountants but didn't have the personality.
Accountants are in the past, managers are in the present, and leaders are in the future.
Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big.
Most people in America understand that the rich people hire good accountants and figure out how not to necessarily pay all the taxes.
You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s.
All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting.
Textbooks don't teach people how to avoid paying any income tax. But that's what an army of tax lawyers and corporate tax accountants do.
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.
I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are taking the mickey out of the consumer.
It is well known that you can only manage what you measure, and as this is the job of professional accountants, it means they have huge influence on companies' governance.
But we didn't have the financial structure, like the right attorneys, the right managers, the right accountants, and we were going against the grain of what black entertainers is supposed to do.
When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love.
Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus.
I travelled round the world giving demonstrations of my talents. In every country, I performed for students, professors, teachers, bankers, accountants, and even laymen who knew very little, or nothing at all, about mathematics.
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.
Teachers, social workers, public lawyers who bring companies to justice, government accountants who try to make sure money is spent as it should be - all need at least four years of college.