Top 326 Albert Quotes & Sayings

So, okay, I'm not a genius. Vincent Van Gogh and Albert Einstein were geniuses.

Address to Albert Einstein: You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.

My mother, twenty-two, was Harriet Gautier Brooks, named for her paternal grandmother, but always called Hallie. My father, twenty-six, was Albert Horton Foote, named for his father and great-grandfather, and I was named Albert Horton Foote, Jr.

In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity, in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

A boy can see the smoke rising from Sioux villages under the shadow of the Albert memorial.

I believe in you and me. I'm like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for life -- in any form. I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God. But I don't believe in a personal God to whom I look for comfort or for a natural on the next roll of the dice.

When Albert Einstein was asked what he would really like to know about the Universe he replied,'is it friendly?

Albert Einstein when asked what he considered to be the most powerful force in the universe answered: Compound interest!

Albert Frederick Mummery and Chris Bonington are the British climbers I most admire.

I used to rent a house in Princeton, New Jersey, and whenever people came to visit me, I would drive them past Albert Einstein's house, which is the most ordinary house in Princeton - a house, let me assure you, that now a salesman wouldn't live in. I'd always say, "That was Albert Einstein's house." And they'd say, "What do you mean? Why would Albert Einstein live in a little house like that?" And I'd always say to people, "Because he didn't care!"

I really didn't understand how I got from my singing teacher's living room to the Albert Hall.

Henry Miller, Jack Kerouac, Albert Camus, Graham Greene - they influenced my life to a profound extent.

I wanted to be Marv Albert or Bob Costas. Those were my favorites growing up. Still are!

It is an honour to fight at the Royal Albert Hall.

I always love to quote Albert Einstein because nobody dares contradict him.

The first note in that octave [of our cultural transformation], the do, was the discovery of LSD by Albert Hofmann in 1943.

People don't need to know what Albert Belle is thinking. I've learned from my mistakes in the past, and that's what's made me a better person.

Back in the day in my teens I was listening to Joe Pass and Wes Montgomery a lot; before that I was listening to what I would call now the more 'simple' jazz players (but still very valid), like Barney Kessell or Johnny Smith; I learnt a lot of voicings from Johnny Smith records. Now, I listen to the old blues players; that's what you'd hear in my house if there was music on. It would be Albert Collins or Albert King.

No, it is better not. She will only ask me to take a message to Albert.

My influences as a comedian and filmmaker are Albert Brooks, Lenny Bruce, Woody Allen, Andy Kaufman and John Cassevettes.

I thought - being a musician doesn't help your medical credibility really. Although I started to rethink that when I learned that Albert Einstein was quite a violinist and in fact would perform a lot with symphonies. So if it's good enough for Albert, it's good enough for me.

I was glad to see other blues guitarists like Albert King have crossover successes like me. We played in the same places like the Whisky and the Filmore. When Albert made his guitar cry, he could cut you so deep!

Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There was silence. Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.

One of those Rolling Stone Greatest Guitar Player lists came out and there was no Albert King. That's impossible! There are 10 people on there who wouldn't exist if it wasn't for Albert.

DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death. NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.

I'm proud to be an Albert Gore Democrat.

[Albert Camus] was not an existentialist!

The name Albert Murray was never household familiar. Yet he was one of the truly original minds of 20th-century American letters.

Albert Brooks is definitely one of my biggest influences, for sure.

I know I'm good when I'm hitting the ball the other way - that's Albert Pujols.

[Albert Camus] always held a profound commitment [engagement], a real resistance to all totalitarianism.

A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.

Do you know why Albert Camus was so prolific? He wrote to keep from screaming.

They both smiled at the picture of Albert in his chinos and button-down shirt exhorting kids from atop a bike.

Senator Albert Gore Sr. was one of the first outspoken critics of the Vietnam War.

We must remember that [Albert] Camus wrote not even a third of what he had wished to.

I never set out to be a journalist. I wanted to be a humanitarian doctor like Albert Schweitzer, working in Africa.

I agree with my father, Albert Einstein, don't believe every quote you read on the internet.

I am very thankful to the Royal Albert Hall for the opportunity to dance here; it's been a long hope of mine.

A TREAT. FASCINATING. Director Lipes is a classic cinéma vérité practitioner in the mold of Albert Maysles and Frederick Wiseman.

[Albert] Camus points out that we have a lot of things to pass through. Everything has to be accepted before it can be improved.

So, they had this 40-odd year friendship with each other and with Mr Harwood. So, when I came on it Albert, Tom and Maggie were in the cast. But then Albert wasn't up for it, so he had to withdraw.

The most fun I ever had on a movie was working with Albert Brooks. He's the caviar of comedy. I mean, nobody's funnier; nobody is smarter than Albert Brooks.

I'm like Albert Schweitzer and Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein in that I have a respect for life - in any form. I believe in nature, in the birds, the sea, the sky, in everything I can see or that there is real evidence for. If these things are what you mean by God, then I believe in God.

I've played the Royal Albert Hall to 8,500 people, and there wasn't a nerve in my body.

[Albert Camus] wasn't writing under the influence of the Nobel Prize. That was an external thing for the artist in him.

Pennsylvania, the state that has produced two great men: Benjamin Franklin of Massachusetts, and Albert Gallatin of Switzerland.

I came in on this movie after there had been a director and I came in after Tom Courtenay had talked to Ron Harwood about making a movie. So, you know Tom and Albert Finney had been friends since the beginning of their career as they became stars around the same time - Tom always reminds me that Albert was first with Saturday Night and Sunday Morning and then Tom with The Long Distance Runner.

What we have is a crisis of imagination. Albert Einstein said that you cannot solve a problem with the same mind-set that created it.

Where [Albert Camus] is in exile isn't especially in Paris or elsewhere, but from the intellectual world, because of his origins.

I think [Albert] Camus felt very solitary. You can see it in all his books.

My friends that are snobs think its cool I did a movie with Albert Brooks.

[Albert Camus] is The First Man because he is poor, which has never been much to human beings.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

Albert Lee and I have become real close friends, and he comes out anytime I'm in the L.A. area, and he'll sit in for the whole show ! ... we've got a habit of doing that ... in Austin Redd Volkaert does the same thing ... it's fun ... I love to make it a guitar thing and the audience doesn't know any different - they think he's some new band member they don't know. They don't realize Albert's the reason we all play Teles!.

There is the odd exception, like Albert Einstein, but as a breed, scientists tend not be very good at presenting themselves.

Because life is not fair, Albert. And the world is conspiring against you.

I'm a big fan of Albert Brooks, Nichols and May. I'd like to follow in their footsteps and do comedy films.