Top 1200 Alcoholism Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 20

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

No one wants to say, 'That's not funny,' when you're working.

Joking about violence is not funny.

'I Love You, Man' was kind of funny.

Being funny is very complex.

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

Fear is what makes comedy funny.

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

I don't find monkeys inherently funny.

The maimings of love are endlessly funny.

I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Everybody's funny if you love them.

I have made so many friends at Google it's not funny.

I want to be funny and interesting and compelling.

I'm dying for people to let me be funny!

I've always been told I was funny.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

'48 Hrs.' is very tough and funny.

If you write well, you don't have to dress funny.

I do not seem like a funny guy.

I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

I love watching funny films.

Heartbreak is funny to everyone but the heartbroken.

It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer.

I'd like to do a film which is funny.

'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I had a very funny family.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.

There always have been funny women.

My family is just naturally funny.

With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.

If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you.

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out.

When you have a lousy football team, you learn to be funny.

When I say something funny, I don't laugh.

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

No one finds me as funny as I find myself!

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

Kings and such are just as funny as politicians.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

Women have been funny for years.

Let's make some funny pictures.

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

The books are funny and sad, and that's what people respond to.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I can't prevent myself of being funny.

Oh, I think I'm pretty funny.

I like some of the B movies that are intentionally funny.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

I think it's funny when stereotypes happen.

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

In our house, my mum was the funny one.

How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny, really. But it's the result of a simple equation: One is cool, and the other isn't. Own a gun and keep it by your bed in your remote farmhouse? You're a redneck. Purchase guns that end up killing a judge? Priceless. As long as you cling to cool, progressive beliefs that deem America evil, whatever you do is cool. And if you do it under a big fuzzy 'fro? Even cooler. Hell, if you 'fro is big enough, you could nuke an orphanage and still get tenure.