Top 239 Alley Quotes & Sayings

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.

Kirstie Alley seems like she's absolutely amazing.

Easy street is a blind alley.

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.

I think we are in rats’ alley Where the dead men lost their bones.

People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can't really claim surprise.

The tomb is not a blind alley: it is a thoroughfare. It closes on the twilight. It opens on the dawn.

Go out and ask her into the alley.” Clay looked at Jeremy as if he’d just been told to dance the rumba on a public thoroughfare. I bit back a laugh. “Just walk over to her and point at the alley. Maybe say…I don’t know…something like ‘fifty bucks.’ ” I looked at Jeremy. “Does that sound right? Fifty?” His brows shot up. “Why are you asking me?” “I wasn’t—I just meant, as a general…” I threw up my hands. “How am I supposed to know how much a hooker costs?

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other.

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

My day's work will begin again the next morning. The tomb is not a blind alley.

I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.

You start out with the sublime and you end up in an alley jerking away for dear life.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Imagination is a great thing in long dull hours, but it's a real curse in a dark alley.

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.

My mission is to grow business in Silicon Alley.

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

Francois Truffaut was my godfather on 'Sugar Cane Alley.' He believed in me and in that story, and told everyone that it should be made.

God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds like God owed someone some money and they couldn't get to him, so they murked his son. That's what I really think happened. Jesus got stabbed up in an alley... but it's easier to sell crucifixes. You can't sell a pendant of someone getting shanked up In the alley. It's a marketing scheme.

Decades ago, women suffered through horrifying back-alley abortions. Or, they used dangerous methods when they had no other recourse. So when the Republican Party launched an all-out assault on women's health, pushing bills to limit access to vital services, we had to ask: Why is the GOP trying to send women back... to the back alley?

I became what I am today at the age of twelve, on a frigid overcast day in the winter of 1975. I remember the precise moment, crouching behind a crumbling mud wall, peeking into the alley near the frozen creek. That was a long time ago, but it’s wrong what they say about the past, I’ve learned, about how you can bury it. Because the past claws its way out. Looking back now, I realize I have been peeking into that deserted alley for the last twenty-six years.

I came up with myself. FAYZ. Spelled F-A-Y-Z. It stands for Fallout Alley Youth Zone. Fallout Alley, and nothing but kids." Howard laughed his mean laugh. "Don't worry, Astrid, it's just a FAYZ. Get it? Just a FAYZ.

The central government possesses no plan of finding the way out of this blind alley.

Git an eyeful of cesspool alley the land of opportunity.

There's not one Tin Pan Alley song on my record.

Stray cattle roam every lane and alley, but we are building cow shelters and trying to resolve the problem.

That cup of tea is definately not down your alley

Without Scientology, I would be in an alley somewhere looking for dope.

Playing an unstable, bipolar, multiple-personality-disorder person is definitely up my alley.

Isolation is a blind alley....Nothing on the planet grows except by convergence.

Poetry: three mismatched shoes at the entrance of a dark alley.

Don't follow it blindly into every dark alley. Always remember that you are not a model or a mannequin for which the fashion is created.

Mama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes. Daddy's in the alley, he's looking for food.

Dashiell Hammett took murder out of theVenetian vase and dropped it into the alley.

The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great, that I thought I was in a dream.

I've wined and dined with kings and queens, and I've slept in the alley eating pork and beans.

Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception

My first company produced 'Silicon Alley Reporter' magazine, where I held the dual titles of CEO and Editor.

When someone throws an alley-oop and you finish, everyone's happy, the one who makes the pass and the one with the dunks. It's a great play.

When you go down a dark alley and you feel that tingling across the back of your neck, that's not just a bad feeling, that's a biological gift from God - the Gift of Fear...when you ignore that gift - when you go down the dark alley and say, Y'know, I'm sure it'll be okay - that's when you find real pain.

I started skating when I was about 10 years old. It was in an alleyway. I picked up my brother's skateboard and stood on it. I started to roll down the alley, and I yelled at my brother asking him how I turn the thing. At the end of the alley, I just jumped off, picked up the board and physically turned it around.

My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

The thing with the comics is that you have license to go down every alley your brain can think of.

In the end, that's a blind alley - we have to get back to being able to think on our feet and react.

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.

It was easy to get the offers for the good-looking vapid dude. I guess that's my power alley.

I was beaten down long ago in some alley in another world.

Terry Pratchett's right up my alley ... give him a try!

When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.

Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

We believe Slobodan Milosevic must be buried in his country, in Belgrade, at the Alley of Great Men.

I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.