Top 379 Amusing Quotes & Sayings

I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.

The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing.

I always say what I think to be amusing.

I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.

I found my friends very amusing the first time because they are funny and amusing. They really are because they're people who've got everything. They're sort of like camp caricatures of what you expect an aristocrat should be: vicious, rude, caustic unpleasantries.

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing.

Jane Austen is very amusing.

Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

I'm interested in the things that might seem slight or amusing but which I feel have a kind of profundity.

Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.

I was always interested in being funny and amusing and creating art and comedy.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

I find that quite amusing - I used to get Deborah Kerr her sausage rolls.

You live but once; you might as well be amusing.

I was reading Neil Postman's 'Amusing Ourselves to Death'. It's one of my favourites.

It is terribly amusing how many different climates of feelings one can go through in one day.

It's not by amusing oneself that one learns.

Bob Hope said: 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' And while this quote is generally amusing, it is even more amusing when you know he said that when he was old.

I can't bare you when you're not amusing.

All really frank people are amusing, and would remain so if they could remember that other people may sometimes want to be frank and amusing too.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

When people take themselves really seriously, I find it silly and amusing.

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

I find it quite amusing that it's feasible that your opponents can have somebody watching you.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

To be honest, I don't mind Jason Gardiner, I've always found him amusing.

I find it amusing when you look at plastic surgeons because they don't seem to have had anything done.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth.

Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth. Writing may be interesting, absorbing, exhilarating, racking, relieving. But amusing? Never!

Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing than I thought. Which would make me very amusing indeed.

Most poetry is the utterance of a man in some state of passion, love, joy, grief, rage, etc., and no doubt this is as it should be. But no man is perpetually in a passion and those states in which he is amused and amusing, detached and irreverent, if less important, are no less amusing. If there were no poets who, like Byron, express these states, Poetry would lack something.

What is amusing now had to be taken in desperate earnest once.

My bag is acting or getting into an amusing situation and then sharing my amusement.

I call America our emerging market. They find it very amusing when I said that.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

I think we must quote whenever we feel that the allusion is interesting or helpful or amusing.

Government is not a game show, though at times it is amusing and entertaining to watch.

America is the first culture in jeopardy of amusing itself to death.

I do not wish to help Jeremy Clarkson be amusing in the event of my death.

An amusing city, Chicago, any way you look at it. I'm afraid we are in for the time of our lives.

Technologies evolve in the strangest ways. Computers were created to calculate ballistics equations, and now we use them to create amusing illusions. Creating amusing illusions is a big business if you play it right.

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.

Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.

All men are fools, if truth be told, but the ones in motley are more amusing than ones with crowns.