Top 210 Annoy Quotes & Sayings

If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them.

Bored, anonymous, pathetic bloggers who lie annoy me.

I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father.

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me.

We often pardon those that annoy us, but we cannot pardon those we annoy.

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

Hopefully I don't annoy people too much.

I used to annoy my father by telling him how much I felt luck was with me.

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

Try not to annoy your relatives unnecessarily.

My works were designed to amuse, annoy, bewilder, mystify and inspire reflection.

I have little brothers and sisters, and they annoy me a lot, but I love them so much because they're so smart and witty.

It is with epigrams as with other inventions; the best ones annoy us because we didn't think of them ourselves.

I usually don't like to annoy people in asking to work with them.

The bad mood fairy comes to annoy you only when you are actually in a good position, but don't yet realise it!

The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition.

You are really starting to annoy me, Stanton.” Nick didn’t blink. “Good. By the end of the night I hope to finish the job.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

You have to play differently. I try to be more complete to annoy any striker.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

I didn't want to annoy anyone or be seen as a diva.

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

I played piano. I've always liked piano. My father played piano. Actually, to be fair, the sound of the harpsichord did annoy him a bit, and I thought, how can I annoy Dad? I'll play the harpsichord.

I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them.

Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.

I swim against the tide because I like to annoy.

One thing that does seem to particularly annoy people is my voice and my very slight, to me unnoticeable, speech impediment.

If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.

People who don't take care of their drums really annoy me.

The power men possess to annoy me I give them by a weak curiosity

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic.

Rihanna has this thick tone, so it's very hard to annoy anybody. It's like a beautifully squeezed tube of toothpaste.

Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man.

...Be grateful for what you have to be thankful for instead of complaining about the little things that annoy you.

If anything is guaranteed to annoy a lexicographer, it is the journalistic habit of starting a story with a dictionary definition.

If someone says I can't do something, I always think I'm going to totally do this to annoy you.

We who have the final word can speak softly or angrily. We can seek to challenge and annoy, as we need not stay docile and quiet.

Any email that contains the words 'important' or 'urgent' never are, and annoy me to the point of not replying out of principle.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I often say that I'm a Buddhist-Episcopalian. I say that partly to annoy people.I like to annoy people who think that a religion can contain the whole truth. No religion, it seems to me, contains the whole truth. I think it's mad to think that there is nothing to learn from other traditions and civilizations. If you accept that other religions have something to offer and you learn from them, that is what you become: a Buddhist-Episcopalian or a Hindu-Muslim or whatever.

Facts and particulars annoy me.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

People annoy me when they say, 'Oh, you made a fortune.'

Philanthropy [has become] simply the refuge of people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Kid, you might just annoy me into killing you.

My kids are always awake. It's they're taking shifts. 'Alright, I'll annoy 'em from midnight to . Who wants to ?'

I have had disagreements with journalists, but they annoy me so much when they don't talk about football.

We want to annoy the whenever we can. The best thing we can do with environmentalists is shoot them.

Things that annoy me end up fuelling my ideas.

The only critics who annoy me are the ones who come to my shows even when they're clearly not fans of my work.

I don't tally the world, asking, "Would this annoy you? Would this annoy you?" That's so far removed from where I'm at when I'm in the trenches struggling with how to express things that I don't fully understand myself.

They say you cannot make a noise to annoy yourself.

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

It doesn't annoy me that I always get asked about my future.

When journalists forget that our job is to question and annoy those in power, there can be huge consequences.