Top 1200 April Fools Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

You need a name.” I covered the receiver for a moment. “We need a team name.” “Hunters,” Raphael said. “Valiant Knights of the Fur,” Dali said. “Justice Group,” Jim said. “Since Justice League is taken.” “Fools.” Doolittle shook his head. “Fools,” I said into the receiver.

Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

April is a fun month.

Spring TO what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness Of little leaves opening stickily. I know what I know. The sun is hot on my neck as I observe The spikes of the crocus. The smell of the earth is good. It is apparent that there is no death. But what does that signify? Not only under ground are the brains of men Eaten by maggots. Life in itself Is nothing, An empty cup, a flight of uncarpeted stairs. It is not enough that yearly, down this hill, April Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

Oh, to be in England now that April's there.

God assumed from the beginning that the wise of the world would view Christians as fools...and He has not been disappointed....If I have brought any message today, it is this: Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. Be fools for Christ. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.

Sweet April's tears, Dead on the hem of May.

To what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough.

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed.

Fools are more healthy then the so-called wise. Thy live in the moment and they know that thy are fools, so thy are not worried about what others think about them.

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers.

April 25th is DNA Day. I know, you probably had no idea.

April ... hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

On April 3rd of 2014 my life changed forever.

April, the angel of the months, the young love of the year.

April brings the primrose sweet, / Scatters daisies at our feet.

Experience seems to convince us that only fools trust, that only fools believe and accept all things. If this is true, then love is most foolish. For if it is not founded on trust, belief and acceptance, it's not love.

April's rare capricious loveliness.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

I can imagine no sweeter way to end one's life than in the quiet of the country, out of the mad race for money, place and power - far from the demands of business - out of the dusty highway where fools struggle and strive for the hollow praise of other fools.

There is nothing by which men display their character so much as in what they consider ridiculous... Fools and sensible men are equally innocuous. It is in the half fools and the half wise that the great danger lies.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."

...Good leaders wait to be called and they give up their power when they are no longer needed. Selfish men and fools put themselves first and keep their power until someone throws them out. It is no good to have a way where selfish men and fools fight with each other to be leaders, while the good ones watch.

Fools and wise men are equally harmless. It is the half-fools and half-wise that are dangerous.

Oh, that," said the king with a shrug. "That isn't your honor, Costis. That's the public perception of your honor. It has nothing to do with anything important, except perhaps for manipulating fools who mistake honor for its bright, shiny trappings. You can always change the perceptions of fools.

April's air stirs in Willow-leaves...a butterfly Floats and balances

What fools we are, eh? What fools, sitting here in the sun, singing. And of love, too! I am too old for it and you are too young, and yet we waste our time singing about it. Ah, well, let's have a glass of wine, eh?

Only fools and dead men don't change their minds. Fools won't. Dead men can't.

April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

April is a promise of what's to come.

I often had no scruples about deceiving nitwits and scoundrels and fools when I found it necessary. ...We avenge intelligence when we deceive a fool, and... deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man. What has infused my very blood with an unconquerable hatred of the whole tribe of fools from the day of my birth is that I become a fool myself when I am in their company.

Considering how many fools can calculate, it is surprising that it should be thought either a difficult or a tedious task for any other fool to learn how to master the same tricks... Being myself a remarkably stupid fellow, I have had to unteach myself the difficulties, and now beg to present to my fellow fools the parts that are not hard. Master these thoroughly, and the rest will follow. What one fool can do, another can.

April is a promise that May is bound to keep.

I shine in tears like the sun in April.

The air soft as that of Seville in April, and so fragrant that it was delicious to breathe it.

No one wants to take a vacation on April 15 or 16.

Well-apparel'd April on the heel Of limping Winter treads.

It is important to raise Autism Awareness, not only in April, but year round.

I am really sorry to see my countrymen trouble themselves about politics. If men were wise, the most arbitrary princes could not hurt them. If they are not wise, the freest government is compelled to be a tyranny. Princes appear to me to be fools. Houses of Commons and Houses of Lords appear to me to be fools; they seem to me to be something else besides human life.

Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.

Passion very often makes the wisest men fools, and very often too inspires the greatest fools with wit.

Fools call wise men fools. A wise man never calls any man a fool.

April is the cruellest month.

April 2nd is a memorable moment of my cricketing career.

The winters in Denver are brutal; it snows from the end of October to April.

Nothing doth so fool a man as extreme passion. This doth make them fools which otherwise are not, and show them to be fools which are so.

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April.

Every April God rewrites the book of Genesis.

He who controls the fools gold, controls the fools.

Those who wish to appear learned to fools, appear as fools to the learned.

April in Paris, chestnuts in blossom, holiday tables under the trees.

He who walks in the company of fools suffers much. Company with fools, as with an enemy, is always painful. Company with the wise is pleasure, like meeting with kinfolk.

A wise quote can only change a wise man! Therefore, wise sayings are for the wise men, not for the fools! The sunflowers turn their face toward the Sun, the fools, toward the darkness!

How would you prepare to die on a perfect April evening?

Wise men are more dependent on fools than fools on wise men.

Fools learn nothing from wise men, but wise men learn much from fools.