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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
Shining through tears, like April suns in showers, that labour to overcome the cloud that loads 'em.
When I was at ESPN, I would say in April, 'We should be doing something on the NFL,' and they laughed at me.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. — © Mark Twain
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Shining through tears, like April suns in showers, that labor to overcome the cloud that loads em.
Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss.
Thanks be to God, the air is soft as in April in Seville, and it is a pleasure to be in it, so fragrant it is.
IN April 1882 my father died; and I was at once whirled out of my land of dreams into a very different sphere.
April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go.
O bluebird, welcome back again, Thy azure coat and ruddy vest, Are hues that April loveth best.
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
No Winter lasts forever, no Spring skips its turn. April is a promise that May is bound to keep, and we know it.
I started training in January in 1993 and my first match was in April of that same year.
And not a girl goes walking Along the Cotswold lanes But knows men's eyes in April Are quicker than their brains. — © John Drinkwater
And not a girl goes walking Along the Cotswold lanes But knows men's eyes in April Are quicker than their brains.
About six months after I had my little boy in April 2014, I ended up getting a kidney disease.
The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.
Well yes, my son was bar mitzvahed last April, after I made this film.
Three things a wise man will not trust, The wind, the sunshine of an April day, And woman's plighted faith.
I had not thought of violets of late, The wild, shy kind that springs beneath you feet In wistful April days.
Somehow the bright beauty had gone from April afternoon and from her heart as well and the sad sweetness of remembering was as bitter as gall.
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart.
Ever since I arrived in Washington in April 2009, I have been fighting for more transparency and accountability in government.
How strange it is, sometimes, which conversations or events stays with us while so much else melts as fast as April snow.
I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac.
April was my first major role and provided me with my Equity card.
The sweet small clumsy feet of april came into the ragged meadow of my soul.
Plunge into the deep without fear, with the gladness of April in your heart.
It is not uncommon to use a towel in afternoon matches, particularly in a place like Mohali in the month of April-May.
In March and in April from morning till night In sowing and seeding good housewives delight.
The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
Usually I'm nowhere near the playoffs. My last game of the year is usually at the end of the regular season in April.
April, like a child, Writes hieroglyphs on dust with flowers, Wipes them away and forgets.
The best part about Maui is that I can spend a lot of time outside. My off-season is April, May, and June.
Childhood, who like an April morn appears, Sunshine and rain, hopes clouded o'er with fears.
He capers, he dances, he has eyes of youth, he writes verses, he speaks holiday, he smells April and May.
Fewer Americans are at work today than in April 2000, even though the population since then has grown by 31 million.
My job is to coach the team and get them to try to play the best they can come April, May, and June.
Pansies in soft April rains Fill their stalks with honeyed sap Drawn from Earth's prolific lap. — © Bayard Taylor
Pansies in soft April rains Fill their stalks with honeyed sap Drawn from Earth's prolific lap.
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee Calls back the lovely April of her prime...
In April 1991, after the Gulf war, Iraq was given 15 days to provide a full and final declaration of all its WMD.
Three o'clock in the morning. The soft April night is looking at my windows and caressingly winking at me with its stars. I can't sleep, I am so happy.
Early in his life Mr. [Ezra] Pound met with strong, continued, and unintelligent opposition. If people keep opposing you when you are right, you think them fools; and after a time, right or wrong, you think them fools simply because they oppose you. Similarly, you write true things or good things, and end by thinking things true or good simply because you write them
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day.
Spring. March fans it, April christens it, and May puts on its jacket and trousers.
Potentiality knocks on the door of my heart. [On Seeing The 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning ]
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. — © Loretta Lynn
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
On April 8, 1982, I was alone in the electron microscope room when I discovered the Icosahedral Phase that opened the field of quasi-periodic crystals.
Winter's done, and April's in the skies, Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes!
I couldn't care less about the leader board. A lot of guys have led the league in something in April and couldn't be found at the end of the season.
There is no doubt whatsoever that the U.S. government, lead by Mr. Bush, planned and participated in a coup d'etat in Venezuela in April, 2002.
The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden-walks are passional To bachelors and dames.
The Goldstone Committee was formed in April of 2009, after I was not prime minister. So it was a new political situation.
Again the blackbirds sings; the streams Wake, laughing, from their winter dreams, And tremble in the April showers The tassels of the maple flowers.
At the end of April I archived 'Curses' and Inform, and announced them on the newsgroups.
One of the reasons I was so proud to be born on April 3, is because I am such a big fan of yours.
it was only a hopeless fantasy, it passed like an april day, but a look and a word and the dreams they stirred they have stolen my heart away.
They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above.
Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.
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