Top 1200 Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Work your ass off. Don't be an asshole.

Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.

I have sinned against my brother the ass.

You could smell my ass from mars.

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

Dyin' is a pain in the ass.

White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. That's what I need, I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.

We be tight like frogs ass.

I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass.

All women are NATURALLY, bad ass!

We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

Sebastian, en Español, is a bad ass name.

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

If we do a sequel, I want to beat somebody's ass!

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault

You can't tell somebody to kiss your ass on a scooter!

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!

writing = ass + chair

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

Dude that was bad ass.

Now, get out there and kick ass!

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Sitting still is a pain in the ass.

Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.

I am ashamed the law is such an ass.

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

I chant to save my miserable ass. That's what I do.

A man is but an ass Who fights in a cuirass

The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

Political cartoons are the ass-end of the artform

F-ck you, p-ssy ass haters you should do you.

Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

Bite your teeth into the ass of life.

The law is an ass, an idiot.

The Feds can kiss my ass.

Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

Please, I need you to save my ass.

A lion may die of an ass's kick.

I’m dead ass running for president in 2016.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.

Love is nothing but a pain in the ass

You can't spell bass without ass

You punch like you take it up the ass.

The Devil is an Ass , I do acknowledge it.

It is idle to play the lyre for an ass.

It's darker than a well diggers ass.

God can use the jawbone of an ass!

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.