Top 1200 Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 14, 2024.
Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.
Get over it people, I worked my ass off.
I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass.
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
Potential is synonymous with getting your ass kicked.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.
Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes.
Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.
We were the only band in history that was directed by an ass.
I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
I'm not a corny-ass booty freak! I'm the greatest musician of all-time.
I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!
I'm a woman in a man's job and I don't have the luxury of being an ass.
I put on the boots and kicked some monster ass.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.
The man might have become a Power, but he preferred to remain an Ass.
On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it saved my ass.
I make an ass clap like tap shoes.
You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.
My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.
Peter Noever is a pain in the ass and a joy in the heart.
You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.
I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'
God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!
When finding the right angle for a shot...'Move your ass.'
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
Any stupid ass can die- you have to work at living!
All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante.
You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."
Just because I'm not coordinated doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.
Don't blow smoke up my ass. You'll ruin my autopsy
The secret to writing a screenplay is keeping your
ass in the chair.
Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
She was superfly,
Curtis may have feeled her ass
FEMA I always thought was a bone here in your ass.
My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Just moving one keyboard or synth is a pain in the ass.
A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers.
